Exactly how fat is this colleague?Quote:
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Exactly how fat is this colleague?Quote:
Originally Posted by booner
Thicc, please...Quote:
Originally Posted by The AD
Windshield getting replaced today.....good times. Money not well spent.Quote:
Originally Posted by BC.
How would you like to have fifty to sixty old people firing their COVID cannons right into your suck hole so you can Hoover down 1-200 breadsticks and about 22 pounds of fettuccine Alfredo while talking about something that could have most definitely been an email?Quote:
Originally Posted by booner
Rather slam my dick in the door...thx for askingQuote:
Originally Posted by Supermoon
Breadstick eating contest! 3-2-1 GO!
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https://youtu.be/tldgoYGK4UEQuote:
Originally Posted by booner
These little subi, Honda, whatever "race" cars where the custom exhaust backfires on purpose. What in the fuck! The amount of idiots driving these pos at the beach is really fucking annoying.
It’s a factory thing on Audi’s now too.Quote:
Originally Posted by jackstraw
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Originally Posted by jackstraw
Haha. Yup. It USED to be the hallmark of a poorly done aftermarket tune. At least when on "normal" cars. Now it's trendy. I'm hearing those pops and crackles all over the place now. Kind of funny.Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyg82
Remeber this post? Came off a local lost pets FB page. It was updated today and now I'm beyond annoyed I'm freakin' pissed off but hey... at least she'll find a home where she will be loved and not tossed out on the side of the road.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
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UPDATE: Thank you all so much for spreading the word about this sweet puppy. I am blown away by the number of times it was shared and how much everyone reached out to help. We did have the owners reach out to us and tell us they no longer wanted her and requested that she be rehomed. We are happy to report that this sweet doggy now has a new family who is very happy to have her. Thank you all again for your help
sounds like it is for the best.Quote:
Originally Posted by KQ
He be like...
https://youtu.be/SyUS56xNhLE
https://youtu.be/SyUS56xNhLE
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Yeah, I guess that's part of my issue. The fuel is supposed to ignite in the block not the exhaust! Not that this is what's happening now, it's just how I hear it. And we have a ton of people, many older, that walk the beach sidewalks and these things must scare the shit out of them. They're too loud and annoying. I hope my town creates an ordinance because 99+ percent of these people don't live here, so fuck themQuote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
Annoyed when people are reluctant to google their simple questions and instead prefer to ask on forums.
yer gonna have a hard time here.... yep
The temp dial in my fridge. Does higher number mean warmer? Or higher the number the colder the fridge? Why doesn't it say cold, colder, coldest FFS! Something as simple as this should be intuitive, in theory.
My property taxes are due May 1st. I dropped off a check (dated May 1) at city hall last week. The tax collector mailed my check back to me (with the May 1 date highlighted) because they don’t like post-dated checks.
I’m going to drop off the same check tomorrow at 4:59 PM (or 1 minute prior to whenever the tax collector closes). They better take the check with the date highlighted!
Why wouldn't you just date it 4/29, or 4/30?Quote:
Originally Posted by spanky
You taxes are due BY 5/1.
If you really want to get back at them, pay in change
I honestly didn’t even realize I post-dated the check. But, I gather one would want to post-date for cash flow purposes.Quote:
Originally Posted by krp8128
I’d need a truck to transport all the change needed to pay my exorbitant taxes. Heck, I think even paying in dollar bills would be a PITA for the tax collector. Good idea!
The guy that collects your taxes isn’t the same dude as the asshole who raises your taxes. Fuck with the person who is the source of your problems not the person who just doing their job....
Explained to the resident idiot of the neighborhood yesterday that watering his lawn for 5 minutes every three hours in the middle of the day is not only wasteful but we are also in a drought.
Fuckers sprinklers are on now.
Well now he's doing it to 0wN thE LiBss!Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
Does your municipality not crack down on that nonsense? Mine imposes some pretty hefty fines if you get caught pulling that move.Quote:
Originally Posted by Buzzworthy
Me.
My backyard backs onto a field with some large trees. I saw someone had recently made a swing in one of the trees with a rope and an old tire. Saw some kids playing on it.
The second I noticed my first instinct was annoyance and I stared to wonder if I should cut it down now, or later when it's dark.
WTH is that shit? I've always been a fairly positive, live and let live type. What a weird initial reaction. I do not want to be that person. I will smile and wave every time I see people playing on it.