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So, from another report I read, they weren’t clueless. They were walking in Yellowstone, as we would do, saw two bison, and immediately tried to GTFO. As we would do.
One of the Bison was having none of it.
May or may not have been the case, but that’s what I heard.
The bison have been watching otter and orca videos.
Right? Pretty soon they’re gonna start networking, then we’re fuct.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
I heard the same. Wildlife is dangerous and sometimes shit happens. Hope she makes a full recovery.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
I lived and worked on a ranch that ran Buffalo for awhile, they're interesting critters. I learned a lot about them just by watching and talking to the wranglers. One time I asked one if they ever had trouble with them, and he said every once in awhile they get one with a screw loose, that you couldn't turn your back on or stop watching even in the most innocuous situations. Those ones got turned into buffalo burgers.
Wouldn’t all of them get turned into bison burgers eventually?
Eventually, but I don't know how long they keep buff cows producing calves. I think 10 years is the standard cull for moo cows.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
They put the screwy ones in the freezer immediately.
The plains Indians hunted them on foot with bows and arrows before the Spanish brought horses. That impresses me.
They ran 'em off cliffs then stabbed them with spears. Still pretty ballsy.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Yeah, I like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Oh, they didn’t do anything. They just ran after some Bison to chase him off a cliff and then climb down and started stabbing 2000 pound of wild animals with sharp rocks on sticks.
Oh, and I could definitely kick a gorilla’s ass.
That too. But cliffs aren't always handy on the great plains.Quote:
Originally Posted by I Skied Bandini Mountain
Were they allowed to use PCP?Quote:
Originally Posted by plugboots
You might be surprised.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Head smashed in buffalo jump in southern Alberta is a great site to visit. Some estimates place pre-contact Blackfoot population at over 20,000 people. Would be quite the party at that annual gathering.Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
Think of the by-catch, though.
My understanding of the name is that the head that was smashed in wasn’t of a buffalo, but of some young-un that wanted to get a view of the hunt from the bottom of the cliffs.Quote:
Originally Posted by PB
Oops.
A Darwin Award candidate before there was a Darwin. And an oral tradition preserving your folly into antiquity.
Selfie-taking equivalent!
SWEEEEEET!
Best how to guide yet.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/CsUF4...RlODBiNWFlZA==
^^ I like that. [emoji3]
Wife and I are headed into the Yellowstone backcountry for five days. Hope I don't make the @tourons Insta feed!
Give the creator some clicks, not that rip off account.Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EmjyPu1UoXI&t=117s
Lol ^
This vid may be one of the best yet: https://www.instagram.com/reel/CwX-5...RlODBiNWFlZA==
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That vid cut out to soon. You can see the NPS vehicle coming down the wrong lane after them.
tourons got lucky. Mama bear was chill enough to just mosey away. If some asshole came running at me and my kids that way one of us would wind up hurt (likely me)
I can’t decide what I like more.
The name tourons of Yellowstone?
Or tourons running towards a momma bear and her cubs?
That is a bigger jackass move than Steve-o getting fed to the sharks
Not Yellowstone, but clueless for sure:
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Video: https://x.com/mikeisaac/status/16994...sR_NcRK2VkCfkg
I'm speechless.Quote:
Originally Posted by J. Barron DeJong
Wait. Ok, just one thing. That man is what's wrong with America today.
moranz immunity... part of the whole freedomz thang everyone is entitled toQuote:
Originally Posted by garyfromterrace
Bear showed impressive restraint
Worst part is dude probably thinks he did good. Shooing a large bear like it's a small dog, taking a swipe without budging. Granted once he was cornered between the gate and the grill he didn't have much choice other than stand his ground...Quote:
Originally Posted by garyfromterrace
Bear probably thought he was getting pranked, or was so confused at the level of stupidity of the guy he decided to leave him be.Quote:
Originally Posted by Gepeto
That bear was CHONKY
Can we vote part of PA to the upstates?
That was crazy AF
It ain’t no dog
Prolly been posted here before but saw this at the Billings airport. Made me laff....
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Unsmart things done.
Catchy tune!Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
lolQuote:
Originally Posted by MontuckyFried
This is the type of awareness campaign someone needs to get behind. I just tried to buy this... random yocal tee vendor for 25$ witha custom embroidered patch.
Some body has got to take the ball
is kanye to bizzy selling off his props to run with this?
Most people die in Azusa canyon from gang shootouts or drug overdoses so this would certainly be a new one.Quote:
Originally Posted by frorider
Maybe the bear is on Crokodil...
Portion of Blue Ridge parkway closes after reports of tourists attempting to hold a young bear
https://www.wxii12.com/article/porti...-bear/45703064
I can't argue with ya unfortunately.Quote:
Originally Posted by Core Shot