A plea to Ullr (NSFW)

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11-19-2009, 12:53 PM
arewolfe

Time to get serious. Calling all maggots who care about themselves and their fellow man. It's time to contribute any effort you can to this thread. The East Coast is in a state of dire need for snow w/ some potential toward the end of the month.

I'll start it off, 1 or 2 of which are re-runs. But I'm pulling with everything I've got right now.

Dear Ullr, The jpgs are hudge, so I opted not to post them in here. Just click the thumbnails and turn you comp clockwise 90 deg. P.S. she's willing to contribute more in the near future.
11-19-2009, 04:47 PM
el hefe

A little tame compared to ^^ but she would kill me if it was anything else.

But for christ sake whistler, share the love!

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...84_67576_n.jpg

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...3_944706_n.jpg

If this keeps up though I might need to do a photo shoot!
11-19-2009, 04:55 PM
guermo

Quote:

Originally Posted by el hefe

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos...84_67576_n.jpg

Win! Close to my heart, hot chick with a megaphone!
11-19-2009, 07:30 PM
mntlion

sunshine village sticker ?
11-19-2009, 07:40 PM
MakersTeleMark

Lifeguard, lifeguard, lifeguard. Halp, I'm drowning, lifeguard?
11-19-2009, 09:38 PM
jfost

http://media.timeoutchicago.com/resi...lifeguard.jpg?

you rang?
11-24-2009, 08:57 PM
ectreeskier11

thank you^^

edit: damn new page, good lookin out for the wasnatch though mr. dirt.
11-25-2009, 12:45 AM
Flyoverland Captive

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrDirt

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...1&d=1259117911

Your ex gave birth to a muffin?! :eek:
11-25-2009, 11:32 AM
carvedog

mrdirt - thank you. well played. I expect snow tomorrow.
:yourock:
11-25-2009, 06:35 PM
HotCarl

Fuck. Is mrdirt 18 or somethin??

And is that one of those suction dildo's or somethin? The kind she can stick to the wall and fuck doggystyle? She must be a freak...good for her
11-26-2009, 02:17 AM
MrDirt

I'm 24, fat, and ugly. Go me!
11-26-2009, 09:30 PM
A-wreck

How can I get pics of my girlfriend from my phone to this thread.?...I think ullr will like her.

And I suck at the internets

Edit for: seriously... someone pm a cell number and I'll send them to someone who doesn't suck as bad as I do.
11-26-2009, 10:06 PM
A-wreck

Thanksgiving greetings from Hamtramck, MI

http://pictures.sprintpcs.com:80/mmp...ut=255,255,255
11-27-2009, 09:36 PM
Hayden.Duffin

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...n/P1010415.jpg

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...n/P1010393.jpg

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...n/P1010394.jpg

Oh tequilla tequilla, we love you. "Trainwreck" as she was nickednamed after this night, does not love tequilla
11-29-2009, 12:26 AM
Bodhi

Goddamit meng

Eventhought I have had it, and lost it, and had it, and lost it, and pathetically as of now I do not have it...but forworth and most majestically...If I HAD now a worthy candidate to post, my of fucking demi-god I would!! bUT, ALAS as I do not have worthy titties and pussy to post, I implore those of thee that, please and beggingly, do, show their wealth of blessings and extitudes to flail their extricarnicale lovlies on those sad sacks lost in a plethitude of patheticness and desperation, those of us hopping to see boobies and muffs in the snow...

Show now not past but present deidications to ullr worthy of snow systems and dumpage to be hallowed and hailed upon meager sacrifices of flesh in photo....my god give me something sweet and beautiful of the here and now.
11-29-2009, 01:33 AM
natty dread

Boobies!
11-30-2009, 02:59 PM
The AD

Very solid work on the last two contributions.
11-30-2009, 09:30 PM
JayPowHound

I heart this thread!!
11-30-2009, 10:44 PM
Tippster

Quote:

Originally Posted by arewolfe

http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/a...7&d=1258656200

Yep, I'm sporting a tongue-boner. You're a lucky man, arewolfe.
12-05-2009, 09:57 AM
farmer

bump! we need some snow in BC/ PNW
12-05-2009, 08:44 PM
splat

Jezzuz. I gotta go dig up some pics of the redhead. We need the snow...
12-05-2009, 10:25 PM
mntlion

Quote:

Originally Posted by splat

Jezzuz. I gotta go dig up some pics of the redhead.

yes, yes you should
12-06-2009, 06:28 AM
carvedog

Quote:

Originally Posted by splat

Jezzuz. I gotta go dig up some pics of the redhead. We need the snow...

What are you waiting for?

I hit the old lady up for some pics the other night........it did not go well.

I told her about the positive thoughts from thousands of snow lovers across the country, the intangible benefits, the doors that could be opened, but she was not buying what I was selling.
12-09-2009, 01:01 PM
11xneilader

my first post

this thread inspired me to join. my ex-gf and her offerings.
http://joshuajames.fileave.com/guide2.JPG
http://joshuajames.fileave.com/IMG_0139.JPG
12-09-2009, 01:06 PM
LittleYellowFriend

uhh.... ewwwww...
12-09-2009, 01:10 PM
GapersGoHome

FIRST POST FAIL!!!
12-09-2009, 01:58 PM
belgian

How is that a fail? I'd hit it switch to the road.

http://home.comcast.net/~speedyturkey/nothitit.jpg
12-09-2009, 02:06 PM
carvedog

God you guys are harsh. At least he is in the right forum with an offering, however you feel about said offering. The spirit was in the right place.

He could be in the Ski/Snowboard asking whether he should take rockered skis to Jackson next week.

Really.
12-09-2009, 02:11 PM
beaterdit

Agreed, I support that post.
12-09-2009, 02:19 PM
montanaskier

agreed....right place, good spirit, naked pics of GF for first post, those fit all the first post requirements.
12-09-2009, 02:22 PM
Labcabin

More guts than I! I also don't have any naked ex girlfriend pics.... sigh.
12-09-2009, 03:17 PM
RootSkier

And the Lord said...I will smite down with great anger those who discourage nekkid girlfriend pics in the padded room!
12-09-2009, 04:59 PM
oftpiste

Man, tough crowd. New guy posts naked ex-GF pics for his very first post ever and you fail him? Like her or not, that's the way all first posts should be IMHO!
12-09-2009, 07:20 PM
Boom Heir

Ahhh.... Fine. Chick I messed around with about 4 - 5 years ago. Turns out she ended up in Playboy...

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12-09-2009, 08:24 PM
uglymoney

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleYellowFriend

uhh.... ewwwww... I'm gay

Quote:

Originally Posted by GapersGoHome

I'M GAY

Fixed them for you.
12-10-2009, 12:17 AM
farmer

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boom Heir

Ahhh.... Fine. Chick I messed around with about 4 - 5 years ago. Turns out she ended up in Playboy...

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FTW!

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12-10-2009, 07:44 PM
PB

Jeeez! Areolas the size of dinner plates!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boom Heir

Ahhh.... Fine. Chick I messed around with about 4 - 5 years ago. Turns out she ended up in Playboy...

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Compare for yourselves...
12-10-2009, 07:56 PM
carvedog

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boom Heir

Ahhh.... Fine. Chick I messed around with about 4 - 5 years ago. Turns out she ended up in Playboy...
Compare for yourselves...[/URL]

Your pics are better. Shes better as a brunetter or darker hair.

Nice.
12-10-2009, 08:15 PM
stalefish3169

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boom Heir

Ahhh.... Fine. Chick I messed around with about 4 - 5 years ago. Turns out she ended up in Playboy...

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12-10-2009, 11:06 PM
SpinalTap

Quote:

Originally Posted by LittleYellowFriend

uhh.... ewwwww...

You're right your first post was much better...:rolleyes2

You do know this is a skiing forum, are you lost?

Back on topic...pics will be posted as soon as exams are done.

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