That works great as long as you have an unlimited supply of meth and intend to stay up for the next two months pulling overwatch on your yard. A much simpler option would be to spray the perimeter with wolf piss.Quote:
Originally Posted by neufox47
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That works great as long as you have an unlimited supply of meth and intend to stay up for the next two months pulling overwatch on your yard. A much simpler option would be to spray the perimeter with wolf piss.Quote:
Originally Posted by neufox47
Assuming he lives in wolf country, wouldn't this now attract wolves, and create a wolf problem?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
No
jer sighting.... indeed, the turn is here.
how the critterz jer?
Jer's back...Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
Woah, Jer is back from the other side.
How is it over there? Does Hugh like it? Did Tedski follow the light?
Hey jer, this guy works better than wolf piss:
https://vimeo.com/180051636
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
What's next???? Sadvres and blurred?
I imagine one day, when we all move on to that better padded room in the sky it will be something like that.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Jer, Hugh, and Blurred, driving the threads while sadvres provides the laughs with weekly meltdowns and deletions.
Tedski is the only one allowed to post TRs.
And there's tags. Glorious, beautiful tags.
Anyone else getting a chuckle over the visual of Jer coercing a wild wolf to piss in a cup?
In the padded room afterlife wolves will do just about anything you ask them to. They're basically door prize Labradors.
And there's free ice cream for everyone.
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Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
And Honda Pilots never roll over
Its basically heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
FIFYQuote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Also, the fuck is always shit up and no one has to say it.
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Originally Posted by irul&ublo
Jer gives wolves handies for his perimeter
Wouldn't humans be the uber-predator in the coyote-wolf-human food chain? Could the OP invite a few friends over, provide them with a 1/2 keg of Coors Light and instruct them as to where relieve themselves?
^That hasn't worked.
Try full flavor Coors?
or an IPA?
The bar in the padded room afterlife has 30 taps and 29 of them are west coast style IPAs.
Most of them are just fed to the pet wolves.
I suggest Natty Ice
When are you coming over?Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
And bring those Jerantulas I ordered back in 2009 or whenever that was. Still waiting on my logski order!
Who I guess just walk around with catheters connected to a tank in some sort of animal version of a maple syrup farm?Quote:
Originally Posted by BmillsSkier
That's on the rotating 30th tap.Quote:
Originally Posted by irul&ublo
With PBR and Schlitz.
It's a complete system. Like I said, it's basically heaven.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
I too am hoping I receive my pre-order Jerantulas in the next life.
Seriously tho - there's a company called Predator Pee that sells some fucking rad wolf urine. It's like $25 for 16oz but it beats getting wolf puss the hard way. It honestly does work great - it's what I use.
Jerantulas will ship before Halloween - I fucking TOTALY promise.
A rare Jer appearance, this one may go HOF
I figured you were in Syria bumping off IsIs and the goat rapers.
Rad! Can I request Solly 997s on mine? I assume they're still indemnified in the PR afterlife.Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
I know, I was WTF!!! There is the internetz in Syria so Jer can tell the jongs about teh wolvz piss. FNKAQuote:
Originally Posted by scottyb
Can't wait to ski the trees on some trees!Quote:
Originally Posted by Jer
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Until recently, I had never had any dealings with Wildlife Services, a century-old agency of the United States Department of Agriculture with a reputation for strong-arm tactics and secrecy. It is beloved by many farmers and ranchers and hated in equal measure by conservationists, for the same basic reason: It routinely kills predators and an astounding assortment of other animals — 3.2 million of them last year — because ranchers and farmers regard them as pests.
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/09/18/op...f=opinion&_r=0
Had a coyote singalong Friday night in my neighborhood. Could hear probably seven or eight howling at the full moon. Pretty cool
Good read.Quote:
Originally Posted by bunion
While I'm not really a PETA person, my belief is that if farmers in 2016 can't devise a way to keep animals out, they should probably kill themselves before the animal. I mean how hard is it, really, to keep foxes or bobcats out of pens.
Give me a break.
I wish there was some more data on where a lot of the bird killing was taking place. I do love red wing blackbirds when I'm fishing lakes in Eastern WA. Pretty impressive that almost a million are killed a year.