i'ell wsecond the mothion to get that as somebodies signat;orue, and all i'pom know is that i'm fucking wazxted right now.
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i'ell wsecond the mothion to get that as somebodies signat;orue, and all i'pom know is that i'm fucking wazxted right now.
Bodhi has got to the point now that girls do his drunk dial returns for HIM
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Originally Posted by P_McPoser
Bar = bad.
Beer = oh so good.
Jack Bauers Bpower hour = good
2 hours season premier = 120 minutes = 3 40oz of mickys = me drunk
Sippin on a Mickeys 40 myself yo. Nice work.Quote:
Originally Posted by mc_roon
Godfuckingdammit
I order a patron margerita tonight, and the bartender has the balls to pour me a well drink. LIke i can't recoginize a bottle of patrol you asshole. Its not your money anyways you fucking tool.
Monday night + no work + lots o wine = fuuuuuuuuck. + ZZ top + my dog won't stop squaeking her toy and it's really annoying. damn. guess I should get some more d=wine, eh?
boobs n' Bacon, Baby!!!
2 nighs season preimiesr of @$!!! livere is fullys punisheedd
Gotta love the "no memory of" posts. :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by P_McPoser
Honestly, the drunk chick that answered my phone hit me over the head, jumped me, and continued to rape the shit outta me...and in the middle of it all when the phone rang, she had to answer, mostly because both my hands and my mouth were occupado...:D :D Plus, I think she terrorized GheePup as well and all he wanted to know was how many cups of dog food to feed a dog a day (another story in the making surely)...Quote:
Originally Posted by P_McPoser
Fucking drunks. ;)
peace,
D.
No, that wasn't GheePup, that was me :D I wanted to know specifically how many cups of food to feed to the Golden that I snatched off the street in the -10 cold on the way home from the bar. heh. He's since returned home to his family.Quote:
Originally Posted by Bodhi
Shit, now I gotta Wonder what the fuck she said to the Ghee on Saturday...young chicks these days...
peace,
D.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand I'm in. Who's with me?
I am drunk tonight.
Bla bla bla!! What now?
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I hate fuckin work!
Wish I was there, MTT. Sounds like a good time. (stupid ass 6:00 am flights to the (l)east coast, i should be in bed, and not drunk).....ghey
SHIT dude, I'm on the east coast. Liven in the Extended stay Ameerrrica West Richmond VA. Been here since ?? Well the last plane I was on landed here Jan 9th. Don't fly out till the 25th.Quote:
Originally Posted by P_McPoser
Just in time to bail to UTAAAH
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MTT is [B](NOT))[/B]
A happy camper
Nice. Your near my hometown of Chesterfuck, VA...Quote:
Originally Posted by MTT
May I note that Wolaver's Brown Ale is among the finest beverages I have ever had the immense pleasure to consume? Yes, I may. Thirty minutes ago I was dealing with frostbitten fingers; now I'm eating pork-gravy-sodden vegetables and imbibing the finest brown ale I've tasted since I stopped brewing.
You may now resume your regular inferior beer drinking.
dnt you hate it when you go out thinking yours going to have a chill nithe and get too durkn by midninhrt? it blows
Or how bout havign a chill night but Instead falltiing asleep on the drive out.. yep I slept in the car while my friends went out.. Five shots make me sleepy.
It's liek a hump; past seven drinks then i'm awake.. wooo I need to drink more to stay awake.
Drinking a cold Pyramid Ale and contemplating my life.Starting over again with nothing but a smile and great memorys.
Don`t make me be the last post.I hate the last post.
I'd be drunk if I had the balls to take some beer from downstairs.
dooooooo it. you're missing out. seriously kids