The Gaper Spirit Animal

How many years has this thread been here? Is the GSA still active? Any recent sightings?

^ why don't you do a deep dive, use him as your ambassador for your new world class ski area, and post 17 identical photos of a shrub somewhere?

^^^ I laughed

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Originally Posted by skinipenem

Is that an adaptive skiier you're making fun of?

On second thought, maybe I am the dick here.
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Apparently he’s well known in LCC. Bert? Burke?
Saw him several times making snowmen on the hill.
Ended up on the chair with him but I confess I was scared to engage dialogue.
Seems harmless enough. Having fun in his own way.

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Originally Posted by skinipenem

Is that an adaptive skiier you're making fun of?

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Eating a 10 strip every day is "adapting", right?

Saw him on E Baldy the other day. walks out, starts pumping his umbrella up and down for probably a whole minute, and made some pretty nice turns.

"All Day!"

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Originally Posted by jono

Many wear the vest, but few are called.

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I chocked on a dorito. Thanks

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Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn

Who is this false god and what damnation awaits his worshipers? Figh! He doesn't even have a harness. He does not turn his toe toward the sky. Does he even train on the stair master in all his gear in a chic Manhattan health club?

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Such troubling questions!

Who needs to fit their probe and shovel into the bag anywayshttps://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...1f7b5f521c.jpg

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Haven't been here in a while, but damn...12 years and still going strong...Believe.

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A new GSA feeder program popping up this year. Sigmaadventureclub.com

Some of their finest copy for those that don’t care to give them web traffic.

“Extreme Backcountry Ski & Snowboard Tours For Men
You
Our Camps & Tours Have A Unique 3 Pillar Design.

Mountain Mastery
Advanced backcountry training
World class coaches and guides
Avalanche safety certification
Emergency prep training
Rescue training

Business Evolution
Mastermind sessions
Deal flow opportunities
Strategic partnerships
Advanced business strategies
Investment opportunities

Personal Transformation
Leadership development
Risk management skills
Mental resilience training
Peak performance coaching
Ski/snowboard skill development

We Are Seeking Applicants Who Are:
Successful businessmen.
Independent minded.
Physically fit and athletic.
Free to spend time as they chose.
Advanced level skiers and/or snowboarders.
Committed to personal growth.
Team players.
Honorable.
Intelligent.
Adaptable.”

^^
Couldn’t resist a quick instagram stalk. This is going to be an absolute gold mine.

so who are we sending?

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^^^^

LMAO!


I punched in too as Craw Daddy, told em I was good to go.

It would be so fucking fun to get in this until we started talking biz. That shit irritates me to no end. Dudes getting on the ganjala or tram and starting into a loud convo about the market.

Jackasses.

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Buy Buy!! Everybody's buying?!? Sell! Sell!

blaster, where did you come to learn of sigma?

No one should talk about the Sigma Club. Sigma Club is not for you guys. Sigma Club is for Alphas, not Beta TGR cucks.

O wow. Their whole website is like an AI summary of this thread.

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blaster, where did you come to learn of sigma?

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Paid social media ads, like all of the best, worst digital content.

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Originally Posted by chicken feathers

O wow. Their whole website is like an AI summary of this thread.

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Yep, their first picture looks like a GSA disciple.

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Hey, Since I saw there was talk about Sigma Mountain Club, I thought I’d chime in to set the record straight, since I’ve already skimmed through this thread. Funny stuff, but not what Sigma Mountain Club is about.


It’s more than that. Much more.


I attended a beta session of one of Backcountry Tours last season.


Spending 8 days in the Backcountry with like-minded badass businessmen was ALL TIME! I’ve since applied a fair deal from the mastermind sessions, and the advanced business strategies have helped me grow my business.


Honestly the skiing was pretty low key as I’m already quite accomplished in the mountains. That being said, it was tight to make deep bonds with other badass bros. Well worth the cost of admission. Pay to play boys.

they're headquartered in Tigard, OR. so you know they're badass !!

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Originally Posted by JMoneyMoyes

Hey, Since I saw there was talk about Sigma Mountain Club, I thought I’d chime in to set the record straight, since I’ve already skimmed through this thread. Funny stuff, but not what Sigma Mountain Club is about.


It’s more than that. Much more.


I attended a beta session of one of Backcountry Tours last season.


Spending 8 days in the Backcountry with like-minded badass businessmen was ALL TIME! I’ve since applied a fair deal from the mastermind sessions, and the advanced business strategies have helped me grow my business.


Honestly the skiing was pretty low key as I’m already quite accomplished in the mountains. That being said, it was tight to make deep bonds with other badass bros. Well worth the cost of admission. Pay to play boys.

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micro pee pee confirmed
fuck off jong lmfao

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Originally Posted by JMoneyMoyes

Hey, Since I saw there was talk about Sigma Mountain Club, I thought I’d chime in to set the record straight, since I’ve already skimmed through this thread. Funny stuff, but not what Sigma Mountain Club is about.


It’s more than that. Much more.


I attended a beta session of one of Backcountry Tours last season.


Spending 8 days in the Backcountry with like-minded badass businessmen was ALL TIME! I’ve since applied a fair deal from the mastermind sessions, and the advanced business strategies have helped me grow my business.


Honestly the skiing was pretty low key as I’m already quite accomplished in the mountains. That being said, it was tight to make deep bonds with other badass bros. Well worth the cost of admission. Pay to play boys.

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But were there hot New Jersey babes?

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