On Instagram a dopey looking girl like Emma Chamberlin has 7.3 MILLION followers and is following 43 people. Nearly all selfie photos.
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On Instagram a dopey looking girl like Emma Chamberlin has 7.3 MILLION followers and is following 43 people. Nearly all selfie photos.
Instagram. I know this has been covered, but...I used to like it. Now I just go on once in a while to give a bunch of likes to people I know so they don't all think I hate them.
Hahaha. Dogs are hilariously disgusting. So yeah, our dog must've ate it (as per usual) because my wife only discovered it when she stepped in it in her bare feet. "SQUISH!"Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
We were at a friend's place for dinner Saturday evening... their dog takes a dump, then proceeds to turn around, smell it, and (you guessed it) recycled her own shit. CrapQuote:
Originally Posted by AustinFromSA
Didn't happen to be a lab, did it? Seems to be a breed trait among them. Haha.Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
Pointer of some sort...Quote:
Originally Posted by AustinFromSA
I've picked up ticks taking the chains off the plow truck years ago. At 8500 ft.Quote:
Originally Posted by skaredshtles
Leaf blowers...use a fucking rake.Quote:
Originally Posted by dunfree
Of course they puke, shit and piss on the rugs. They are reminding you that at heart they are wild creatures, meant to run free and shit piss and puke on the grass, rather than being enslaved by defenseless bipeds who insist on covering the ground with cold, hard, unnatural surfaces that no wild animal could love (ok maybe a penguin would love them). FREE THE DOGS!!!!
These fucking T Mobile commercials during every single break in the game where the group texting jackoffs turn themselves into talking caricatures of themselves.
I swear, if anyone ever so much as thinks of turning themself into some damned talking clown animal and has the gall to send that shit to my fucking phone I will dislodge my phone from the wall, find you, and jam it so far up your ass that you couldn’t reach it with an extendable ski pole.
People walking around with cigarettes coming out their ears. Are that many people so fucking important? Or are they all secret service agents?
Those Liberty Mutual auto insurance commercials. "I drove my new car into a tree, and now they want to raise my insurance! No fair!" Or that strange ostrich and 80s cop duo. What the fuck? Who thinks this shit up?
Emu, Benny, Emu.
Know your birds.
At least it's not a Cassowary. those things are killers.
From the name, you'd think people would figure it out.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
fagsQuote:
Originally Posted by old goat
well doneQuote:
Originally Posted by PNWbrit
Why does my printer make 5 minutes of weird mechanical noises before it finally decides to print? Damn thing sounds like an MRI. For that matter why does an MRI make all those weird noises? Makes no sense to me. I guess I shouldn't complain about the printer since it's replacing one that refused to make any noises, or print.
system parameters check
It's communicating with the mother ship. "Patience, little printer... soon..."Quote:
Originally Posted by old goat
When mtgrl attempts to cunt up a relationship thread.
Dude, let it go.Quote:
Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark
Seems like that should be a lot more bloody.
And there should be screams, lots of screams.
Involuntary crossing of legs and gagging. I hope that is fake.