I laughed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Conundrum
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I laughed.Quote:
Originally Posted by Conundrum
I generally prefer hotels.
A roof box holds all kind of shit. Year round.
Then sleep in the rear cargo area if you’re scared of snakes and bears.
RTT is the ultimate prize package in GOTOS.
Ok boomer.Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
7 pts.
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1. Fire extinguisher
2. Water cans
3. Shovel (no bonus)
4. Jack
5. RTT
6. Skid plates
7. Bike pad
Proceed as such, JONGs
Most of you old creaky ‘back in my day’ fossils could probably benefit from the comfort of a nice rooftop tent ironically. At least Otzi is honest.
What amazes me about owning a RTT though is the huge daily gas mileage drop commuting around with it. I presume they are a pain to get on/off your rack and it’s hard to store, so that’s why they stay on for most of the year. And on top of that you are barely using them..i don’t get it for most people.
dont you get extra points for matching your Hi-Lift to the colorway of your truck and all its very necessary accessories?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tap
I don't understand the logic of the RTT justifiers who say it's better than trying to pitch a tent on uneven ground. If the ground is uneven, then so is your vehicle.
I've never found it that difficult to locate flat enough ground to pitch a tent when camping - put your feet at the downhill end if it's sloping.
It's harder to get my truck leveled out with a pop-up camper in the bed. I have bubble levels on the dash and B pillar to make it as easy as possible... sometimes still means placing rocks under tires or using the leveling blocks.
Dammit! What the hell is going on here? I turn my back for a couple days and what happened to the game?
Take your off-topic “I can’t get my beauty sleep in a cartop tent” conversations to another thread, this is where you play motherfucking GOTOS.
Don’t make me shove a D-handled pick axe up your jizz gargling rear-entry SX-90 Pocket Rocket skiing skankholes.
phUnk would have never tolerated this shit.
Not a lot of manual labor in your background? ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Tap
About as much as the D-bags with them strapped to their rigs.Quote:
Originally Posted by zion zig zag
I have serious .xls callouses.
If you find a D handled pickaxe that’s a fucking unicorn
If it’s strapped on a gotos it’s gotta be a multiplier. At least 2x
If it’s covered in Santorum from said sx90 skankhole assault do not make eye contact with the driver. Slowly back away.
Isn't this the holy grail of GOTOS vehicles? Or do you score higher if you have multiple tools instead of a combo tool?
https://www.amazon.com/BILLET4X4-Mul.../dp/B00MHY3S0Q
multiple tools gotta mean a higher score in my book. the layperson on the road will not recognize the multifunction of the billet MPORRT (multi purpose off road recovery tool) and may therefore think you are not properly equipped.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
We were classy AF druggies (not at all lol) so we'd pack in that garbage white plastic mini fence shit, 1, to sorta mark our spot and 2, prevent people from stumbling through the ropes. Worked pretty good. Instead of people getting tangled in the ropes they'd just trip over the little fences.Quote:
Originally Posted by riser3
These useless things lol
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How many points for a landscaping contractor?Quote:
Originally Posted by stealurface831
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...b78b2134c5.jpg
Zero. That’s a job and those are work tools.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
We should leave this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
LolQuote:
Originally Posted by Thaleia
How many points for this one? https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/202...bbf9b30824.jpg
I'm inclined to say 6 but I can't be bothered to go look at the guidelines.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
What is the significance of the color coded cans? Red for gas, yellow for pee?Quote:
Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
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At work, red for RUG, and yellow for diesel.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skistack
Maybe he's got a drip torch in that rig?
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Originally Posted by Skistack
I thought it was semaphoreQuote:
Originally Posted by BCMtnHound
Mustard and ketchup, duh.Quote:
Originally Posted by Skistack
Yellow is generally diesel. Not sure what this dude is up to, though.
Can negative points be awarded when a travel rig is fit for purpose, sleek and uber steezy?
Sorta like the Ogden Scale?
Saw this in my little 'burg. They were passing thru to ride the standing wave in Bend.
This has to be worth at least negative three GOTOS
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Makes sense. Rednecks love their hotdogs and burgers. I always thought the white versions were for water but now I’m thinking they are full of mayo.Quote:
Originally Posted by ötzi
Fry sauce if you're in Utah.Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
Ha, you are right. Wouldn’t it be beige though?Quote:
Originally Posted by abraham
That rig is...AWESOME! Seriously legit, if you ask me.Quote:
Originally Posted by TBS
It's a diesel truck. No idea what he's doing with the gas can. Extra GOTOS points for the aftermarket wheels with cheap shitty tires?Quote:
Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
Truck looks like he drove through a Yakima store with a magnet.
Maybe gas for a moto or saw. I wonder if they make a green rotopax for 2-stroke oil and he could rasta that thing out. Real guess...he's got a big stinger on there. Probably pulls a trailer. Nothing like getting out into the wilds to enjoy the sweet sounds of a generator running to power your flat screen and microwave.
Zero points
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Ha, that's good.Quote:
Originally Posted by El Chupacabra
I saw basically same truck about a week ago but couldn't get a pic... it was super-shiny red with ketchup, mustard, mayo and vinegar (black). He also had some recovery sliders that I assume contained Orange Julius.
I was thinking black ones must be full of soy sauce for your propane wok when camping.Quote:
Originally Posted by Ted Striker
Maybe trying too hard? No?Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
I keep checking this thread waiting to see pictures of some of the cruisers I built for other people.
I just released two fully built diesel/5 speed swapped custom 80s into the wild that were probably 10-12 pts each when they left and have likely risen a few points at least as Amazon makes deliveries to their owners down in the bay area.
Hell yeah!Quote:
Originally Posted by muted reborn
My wife would be all over the propane wok idea.
I googled "overland wok" and there is quite a discussion on overlanding woks vs scottles. Who knew?
https://www.overlandbound.com/forums...scottle.11936/