So you stuck in the poppenhausen with the same excuse that night, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by bad dancer
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So you stuck in the poppenhausen with the same excuse that night, right?Quote:
Originally Posted by bad dancer
Yeah that's not right. Tell her to point 'em! Or at least suggest it nicely.Quote:
Originally Posted by skifishbum
Just checking in. Goddamnit.
Quick quiz...
1. You have a sick kid sitting on a toilet. Kid has a fever and is probably a little dehydrated. Kid feels lightheaded and pukes. Do you:
A. Calmly clean up the kid, move to the couch, and accept your husband's offer to clean up the bathroom.
B. Step into the shower with the kid, rinse off, and accept your husband's offer to get clean towels and pajamas.
C. Become frustrated, tell the kid that she's going to the hospital since she can't keep any water down, take the puke covered clothes off, and leave the kid naked and crying on the toilet.
Personally, I would not go with C. I could probably come up with alternatives for letters D - ZZZ and still not pick C. Luckily, there wasn't a window she could open before she walked away, or a hose nearby. I walk in after she leaves and my kid is borderline hysterical that she's going to the hospital and she must be deathly ill. She starts having a panic attack, starts feeling fuzzy all over, and I spend the next 20 minutes trying to calm her down, reassuring her that her fuzzy faint feeling isn't paralysis, and her neck cramp isn't meningitis. Initially she refuses to drink any water, since she's afraid she's going to throw up again... I finally get her to relax enough to take a few sips of water, a little tylenol, a slow her breathing to a more relaxed 90 reps/min... Life goes on. But god fucking damnit. Who does that? Besides my asshole wife, I mean.
She lives with you so I guess I get why she's an asshole you fucking asshole. I feel sorry for your kids.
Fuck you asshole.
Did she vaccinate?
Chemistry....Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
I lol'd. For real!
Bitches be crazy. End.
For some reason this reminded me of a guy on one of my fire crews in the mid-70s. He was a 'Nam vet, and even though he'd been home for a year or two he was in the sort of state that you didn't want to wake him up suddenly unless you wanted to fight for your life. He had some issues.
Anyway, while he was at work one day, his wife decided it would help him to get over things if she cleared out some of his Vietnam stuff, and tossed his tiger stripe fatigues out. The guy - Henry was his name - told us he had to sleep in the woods for a week to keep from killing her. Literally.
Ha! Great to see you Bobby. I did say I loved her and all...
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I skied with my wife last two days. We had good stuff. I love her and all...
You should go away.Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Is she not the mother?Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Tiger stripes was special ops type shit, no? Deep.Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
IIRC the guy was LRRP. Pretty heavy shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
I met a LRRP guy at a party like literally 30 years ago and it left an impression.
So sticking with the theme of this thread, notice how you don't see the black dog's owners?
That wife was talking to that labrador like this: "Listen Kelly, don't go to the right side of the trail, that's where skiers are coming down."
JHC, use a command.
Says the guy who reads every single one of my posts. Maybe take a break from the forums and read a book sometime...Quote:
Originally Posted by ~mikey b
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One could think as much... For whatever reason, despite really looking forward to it, motherhood hasn't sat well with her. Never did. I don't know exactly why. It comes and goes - some days it's great, others are not. Yesterday was not. I've considered dragging us into couples therapy to discuss it in greater detail, as we don't get very far when I try to talk with her about it... It'll be a riot around her if she doesn't get it sorted out by the time our kid is a teenager.Quote:
Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn
^ you are mom, consider it a gift
Sorry in advance for contributing to this thread drift. My older brother was a lurp, as he called it. Did two tours. I don't think the experience helped his mental health. I wouldn't call him completely batshit crazy, but some might. Big believer in conspiracy theories.Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
My best friend in high school joined up and went to Ranger school. He literally said he wanted to follow in my brothers footsteps. Two months after arriving in Vietnam, he was involved in an accident, that he was probably responsible for, that killed him and two other Rangers, and injured several others.
I can't help thinking that if he never met me or my brother, he'd still be alive today.
Talking to junior the other day and she has bad hips, the ex-wife that is not the dog, she is a great ex-wife tho
Always feel like I dodged a bullet on that one
One could think as much... For whatever reason, despite really looking forward to it, motherhood hasn't sat well with her. Never did. I don't know exactly why. It comes and goes - some days it's great, others are not. Yesterday was not. I've considered dragging us into couples therapy to discuss it in greater detail, as we don't get very far when I try to talk with her about it... It'll be a riot around her if she doesn't get it sorted out by the time our kid is a teenager.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like her response was from someone with anxiety and is overwhelmed. Anxiety meds would greatly help if this is the case & she's not already on them.
Very much a two way street at my house. Couple of my greatest hits include the $80 we paid to the appliance repairman to tell her the drill bits I left in my pocket totally shredded the washing machine and we have to get a new one. Then there was the moment of sheer husband genious when I thought "Hey. Marshall. what BETTER way to clean my muddy sandals than just run them through the dishwasher?" etc.
The unwritten rule is she gets to pick out the new appliance.
Sounds like her response was from someone with anxiety and is overwhelmed. Anxiety meds would greatly help if this is the case & she's not already on them.[/QUOTE]Quote:
Originally Posted by hikesalot
Thanks.
Well I could see someone who has a tendency towards anxiety/insecurity/panic having a pretty hard time living with you if you are even 10% of the asshole you are online in real life. You like to latch on to any fault or perceived weakness to beat others down and you never let it go.Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Poor wife. Poor child. Maybe seek counseling?
^^^ Or maybe the dude is venting here for a bit so he doesn't go stab her?
Your concern is touching. Molested any kids lately? Whoever is treating pediatric herpes in your area must be making a killing.Quote:
Originally Posted by mtngirl79
Yeah. You are displaying your excellent skills as a husband and father. Just what we all are looking for.Quote:
Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Wtf just happened?
Things took a turn?
Interacting with you does not draw on my skills as a husband or father... But I'm not surprised you don't know that.Quote:
Originally Posted by mtngirl79
Stinks like sex in here
What are you fucking? Farm animals? Hairy men?Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
I gotta say...My wife has been especially cool for quite a long time now.
I think she finally figured out how to go with the flow and not be a pain in the ass for no reason...and that we have a lot to be happy about.
Makes life a hell of a lot easier to enjoy for both of us
[QUOTE=skiballs;4992705]What are you fucking? Farm animals? Hairy men?[/
Actually, hairy farm animals. Gives you something to hold onto when the bucking starts.
Shrewd
Hey...leave digitaldeath's mom out of thisQuote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Heineken through nose. Seriously.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
The sexual tension in here between stfu and mtn girl is palpable
Do you think stfu would be the bottom?Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
I can't believe they haven't fucked yet.
oh they have... in their minds.