So long Colorado, hello Norcal!

It looks like I'll be elbowing my way into the Kirkwood crew next season. I just told my current boss that I won't be coming in no more, and I'm movin' outta state!

Here's the down sides:

- I'll no longer be in very close proximity to skiing
- no more snow right outside my door
- I'll miss miles and miles of mountains, valleys and trails yet to be explored
- no more living in a small town right in the mountains
- no more creek in the front yard
- no more Coloraggots or Crackhouse Spectaculars
- now I gotta be a "touron" instead of a snobby local
- no more shit-kicker country band

Here's the upside:

- no more shit-kicker country band
- musicians with backrounds other then jam-band crap, country or classic rock
- no more snow outside my door
- I get to hang with the Norcal crew
- brand new miles and miles of mountains, valleys and trails to explore
- decent pay instead of slave labor
- an actual forseeable career advancement instead of vague promises that will likely never come true
- fewer Lumbergs (I'll be my own Lumberg with my own set of TPS's for myself)
- my very own cubicle
- a better male/female ratio 'cause, good God it's TERRIBLE here
- fewer cracks in windshields
- less icy roads

I already have a place lined up to live, sharing a houseon 10 acres out in the boondocks near Lincoln with two relatively young, nubile nymphomaniac lesbian nudists. I don't have much indication yet, but I'm pretty sure they're nymphomaniac lesbian nudists.

Actually, one of 'em is moving out to be replaced by a large Hawaiin guy and the other's a blackbelt and into kickboxing. Egads...what have I gotten myself into?

DJSapp may be gone, but I'll be his replacement. I call it trading up.

I should be out there within the next two weeks. I may have a pseudo-housewarming BBQ or something like that in the near future. If I do, I'll let you all know!

Good work mang! Are all Hawaiins enormous?

Good luck with your new surroundings and job Uber.

Welcome to the crew!

Welsome to NorCal, Uber!! It will be good to have another person with whom to carpool up to the snow! Remember to post pictures of your lesbian nymphomaniac roommates when you get here. (just covering for all the guys on the board...)

Good to have you here! :)

welcome to the mayhem!

Congrats man. You'll be missed here in collaraddy.

Sweet! Glad to have you out here!

dumps that bury chairlifts...nuff said.

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Congrats man. You'll be missed here in collaraddy.

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I'll miss you too, you strange skinny man! Don't think I'll make it out to the Crackhouse Spectacular II.:(

I just finished reading that whole Shit For Brains thread. I won't miss that strange infighting amoung some of the Coloraggots. :eek: But I'll sure miss some of the folks I've met out this way.

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Good work mang! Are all Hawaiins enormous?

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in body...not always. In heart, usually.http://www.alohasbest.com/images/CD0...INGFUTURE2.jpg

Fuck off.

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The amusing part of this statement is that I came really close to posting a (joking) warning about Greydon Clark and Superstar Punani in my welcome message....

Congrats, Doood!! Uhhh...where's Lincoln?

Awesome work Uber. You will now have to head EAST for the Utah MINI 2005!!! Good luck and don't let the weeders kill ya. :p

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Are you looking for a winking emocon or something?;)

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Are you looking for a winking emocon or something?;)

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Nope, just some of the legendary SF hospitality you're so famous for. ;)

You gonna be at the wood on Sunday for some OB?

And I thought hippies were supposed to be all peaceful and loving.

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Nope, just some of the legendary SF hospitality you're so famous for. ;)

You gonna be at the wood on Sunday for some OB?

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I'm world renowned for my graciousness, charm, and all around sparkling personality.
I'll be at the 'wood on Sunday, but skiing with my lady. We're going touring, but my goal is to ski the wide-open lookers right of the gnar-gnar chute.

hate to see ya go Uber. best of luck and hippy trails dood. :)

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Congrats, Doood!! Uhhh...where's Lincoln?

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It's about a 45 min. drive northeast of Sacramento.

Telenater - I met and experienced the aloofness that is "Greydon Clark" at your Tahoe place at the BBQ. I take no offense.;)

Oh, yeah.. that reminds me.... I get to look forward to being a subject to the Governater!:eek:

Congrats Uber! You'll be missed. What's your uber-housemate gonna do?

Vaya con dios, J!

The North State is a worthy alternative to the Roaring Fork Valley.

welcome

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DJSapp may be gone, but I'll be his replacement. I call it trading up.

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And I call it a lousy agent. Just wait until my contact expires. I'll be back. Now let's see here, in the late season trading we have

Punani from LA to SF
DJSapp from Sacto to LA :(
Ubersheist from Colly to Tahoe

This deal is getting complex, but it looks like someone from Tahoe area is going to Colorado. Who are we voting off the island? Suggestions?