If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half an hour, how many pickles can a monkey squish with a wooden leg?
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If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half an hour, how many pickles can a monkey squish with a wooden leg?
easily a couple
I love smoking dmt at work, too!Quote:
Originally Posted by wi3dzmin
The answer is: BACON!
What'd the egg say to the pot of boiling water...?
Sorry, it could be a minute until I get hard, I just got laid by some chick.
my off shore resource says he will have an answer to your query in 24 to 48 hours after his ESL class.
++++++ vibes ++++++ for such a difficult question
Hey - did we go to the same school or something?
Only our question was "If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many shingles are on Lassie's doghouse?"
And show your work!
The correct answer is "I don't know."
Thanks for playing all.
Since when is India off shore? LA is way more likely to achieve that status. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by mrryde
So true.Quote:
Originally Posted by Danno
+++++++++++++++vibes, bro, vibes++++++++++++++++
Money sent.
Stay strong, bro.
OMG!!!! Wooden legs are so cute!
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(the downward spiral continues)
yay the downward spiral.
Possibly NSFW.
Edit: Fuck you Universal Music Group.
srsly - GTFO.
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Originally Posted by Tippster
Dick.
no wai?!Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
Hai guise...there's PIE!!!
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Originally Posted by BeanDip4All
4 realz....Quote:
Originally Posted by BeanDip4All
The answer is allways bacon! O and Pi, but mostly BaconQuote:
Originally Posted by snow_slider
The answer: "ARRRRRRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"
Rephrasing the words of one famous pirate hooker, "Sir, we are not here to talk about your package. Kthxbai!"Quote:
Originally Posted by 72Twenty
Here are my thoughts on the question above. My first real question is how many hens are there in the henhouse? That isn't really clear. So, if for example can meet about a70% of the production, then it makes sense that they would outproduce the monkeys smashing pickles. It's not the number of wooden legs that's important, but the number of moneys per hen that's most important. I'm also mildly miffed at the lack of statistical significance tests. Also, it's hard to establish causation for monkeys with wooden legs to lack of pickles smashed.Quote:
Originally Posted by wi3dzmin
Are we using a logarithmic scale for the pickles smashed per day distribution in order to create the misperception of equality? Sure, it might be a normal distribution bell curve -- but yet when we overlaid the actual percentage of chickens laying eggs, then the top 20% still overproduced over 74% of the eggs with the bottom 20% taking about 2%.
Using a linear scale would more clearly show that there is still indeed a very real gap in pickle smashing!
Regardless, I postulate that there are some brilliant visualizations of very real quantitative trends. And it does look like an excellent tool for hypothesis! I shall get to work plugging these prelims into GapMinder.
Now, let me ask you this: the other day I saw an ad: "bison meat contains 60 grams of fat per every 250 grams of meat... cow meat contains 70 grams of fat per every 250 grams of meat."
Would you say that bison meat contains less fat than cow meat? shouldn't the advertiser provide the standard deviation? and also explain how the data was collected???!
You bunch of illiterate bastards....Everyone knows the the answer is 42.
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But the important thing to ponder is, what, exactly, is the question?
In the mean time - So long, and thanks for all the fish.
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