omg wtf WWMD?

**wi3dzmin** · 08-09-2007, 12:08 PM

If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half an hour, how many pickles can a monkey squish with a wooden leg?

**squirrelmurphy** · 08-09-2007, 12:13 PM

easily a couple

**Sutter** · 08-09-2007, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by wi3dzmin

If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half an hour, how many pickles can a monkey squish with a wooden leg?

I love smoking dmt at work, too!

**snow_slider** · 08-09-2007, 12:37 PM

The answer is: BACON!

**Young Yeezy** · 08-09-2007, 12:47 PM

What'd the egg say to the pot of boiling water...?

Sorry, it could be a minute until I get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

**mrryde** · 08-09-2007, 01:15 PM

my off shore resource says he will have an answer to your query in 24 to 48 hours after his ESL class.

**Danno** · 08-09-2007, 01:16 PM

++++++ vibes ++++++ for such a difficult question

**Parvo Pup** · 08-09-2007, 01:23 PM

Hey - did we go to the same school or something?

Only our question was "If a chicken and a half lays an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many shingles are on Lassie's doghouse?"

And show your work!

**wi3dzmin** · 08-09-2007, 02:17 PM

The correct answer is "I don't know."

Thanks for playing all.

Originally Posted by mrryde

my off shore resource says he will have an answer to your query in 24 to 48 hours after his ESL class.

Since when is India off shore? LA is way more likely to achieve that status.

**Jer** · 08-09-2007, 02:24 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

++++++ vibes ++++++ for such a difficult question

So true.

+++++++++++++++vibes, bro, vibes++++++++++++++++

Money sent.

Stay strong, bro.

**snowsprite** · 08-09-2007, 02:27 PM

OMG!!!! Wooden legs are so cute!

Sprite

(the downward spiral continues)

**wi3dzmin** · 08-09-2007, 02:35 PM

yay the downward spiral.

Possibly NSFW.

Edit: Fuck you Universal Music Group.

**Tippster** · 08-09-2007, 02:37 PM

srsly - GTFO.

**wi3dzmin** · 08-09-2007, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

srsly - GTFO.

Huh? I've been nothing but nice to you...

Dick.

**BeanDip4All** · 08-09-2007, 02:54 PM

Originally Posted by Tippster

srsly - GTFO.

no wai?!

**snowsprite** · 08-09-2007, 03:00 PM

Hai guise...there's PIE!!!

Sprite

**wi3dzmin** · 08-09-2007, 03:04 PM

Originally Posted by BeanDip4All

no wai?!

It's great to see you post every time cuz in addition to inspiring content, your avatar is a constant reminder of the great Internet game that is Kitten Cannon.

**Tippster** · 08-09-2007, 03:05 PM

Originally Posted by BeanDip4All

no wai?!

4 realz....

**johngchrist** · 08-09-2007, 03:06 PM

Originally Posted by snow_slider

The answer is: BACON!

The answer is allways bacon! O and Pi, but mostly Bacon

**72Twenty** · 08-09-2007, 03:08 PM

The answer: "ARRRRRRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"

**wi3dzmin** · 08-09-2007, 03:09 PM

Originally Posted by 72Twenty

The answer: "ARRRRRRR, it's drivin' me nuts!"

Rephrasing the words of one famous pirate hooker, "Sir, we are not here to talk about your package. Kthxbai!"

**BeanDip4All** · 08-09-2007, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by wi3dzmin

If half a chicken can lay half an egg in half an hour, how many pickles can a monkey squish with a wooden leg?

Here are my thoughts on the question above. My first real question is how many hens are there in the henhouse? That isn't really clear. So, if for example can meet about a70% of the production, then it makes sense that they would outproduce the monkeys smashing pickles. It's not the number of wooden legs that's important, but the number of moneys per hen that's most important. I'm also mildly miffed at the lack of statistical significance tests. Also, it's hard to establish causation for monkeys with wooden legs to lack of pickles smashed.

Are we using a logarithmic scale for the pickles smashed per day distribution in order to create the misperception of equality? Sure, it might be a normal distribution bell curve -- but yet when we overlaid the actual percentage of chickens laying eggs, then the top 20% still overproduced over 74% of the eggs with the bottom 20% taking about 2%.

Using a linear scale would more clearly show that there is still indeed a very real gap in pickle smashing!

Regardless, I postulate that there are some brilliant visualizations of very real quantitative trends. And it does look like an excellent tool for hypothesis! I shall get to work plugging these prelims into GapMinder.

Now, let me ask you this: the other day I saw an ad: "bison meat contains 60 grams of fat per every 250 grams of meat... cow meat contains 70 grams of fat per every 250 grams of meat."

Would you say that bison meat contains less fat than cow meat? shouldn't the advertiser provide the standard deviation? and also explain how the data was collected???!

**hutash** · 08-09-2007, 04:37 PM

You bunch of illiterate bastards....Everyone knows the the answer is 42.
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But the important thing to ponder is, what, exactly, is the question?

**Tippster** · 08-09-2007, 09:18 PM

In the mean time - So long, and thanks for all the fish.

**wi3dzmin** · 08-10-2007, 08:00 AM

Originally Posted by BeanDip4All

Now, let me ask you this: the other day I saw an ad: "bison meat contains 60 grams of fat per every 250 grams of meat... cow meat contains 70 grams of fat per every 250 grams of meat."

Would you say that bison meat contains less fat than cow meat? shouldn't the advertiser provide the standard deviation? and also explain how the data was collected???!

IDK MY BFF JILL?!?!?