Jerry Falwell found unconscious

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05-15-2007, 11:32 AM
Tippster

Jerry Falwell found unconscious

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WASHINGTON, May 15 (Reuters) - The Rev. Jerry Falwell, a leading figure in the religious right of U.S. politics, was hospitalized on Tuesday after being found unconscious in his office in Lynchburg, Virginia, a local newspaper reported.
The conservative Christian leader, who rose from a small-town preacher to become an influential figure in presidential politics, was admitted to Lynchburg General Hospital around noon, the Lynchburg News and Advance reported.
A spokeswoman for Lynchburg General Hospital declined to comment. Officials at Liberty University, which was founded by Falwell and was where he was found unconscious, could not be reached for comment.
Falwell assistant Duke Westover declined to comment.

Nope, I'm not going to wish death on this bastard, but I do hope it hurts, Jerry, you motherfucker.
05-15-2007, 11:35 AM
Buster Highmen

He was conscious at some point in the last 30 years?
05-15-2007, 11:36 AM
Tippster

This just in - he died.
05-15-2007, 11:37 AM
sftc

He's dead now:
Moral Majority leader Falwell dies
Evangelical leader was found in his university office

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18679412/
05-15-2007, 11:40 AM
Buster Highmen

It would be unseeming for me to celebrate.

But if there is a hell, it's fires wait to burn an asshole like that guy.
05-15-2007, 11:41 AM
bio-smear

He's doing a lot of explaining to St Peter right about now.
05-15-2007, 11:41 AM
Danno

Quote:

Originally Posted by Buster Highmen

It would be unseeming for me to celebrate.

But if there is a hell, it's fires wait to burn an asshole like that guy.

exactly. I won't celebrate, but I surely won't mourn. And for his sake, I hope there is an afterlife.
05-15-2007, 11:42 AM
valleygirl

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Originally Posted by sftc

He's dead now:

Good.

FTFingFer
05-15-2007, 11:52 AM
Tippster

http://www.thamike.com/fn_images/falwell.jpg

Say hey to BeelzeBubba, Jerry.
05-15-2007, 11:55 AM
Dantheman

[Senifeld] That's a shame [/Seinfeld]

Sound like he was the picture of health too, must have been all that prayin'!

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Falwell survived two serious health scares in early 2005. He was hospitalized in February for two weeks with what was described as a viral infection, then hospitalized again in March with congestive heart failure after being found unconscious. At that time he had to be resuscitated by EMTs at the hospital emergency room.
05-15-2007, 12:00 PM
PowTron

fuck it...I will say what nobody else will...

I am celebrating RIGHT NOW...me and my buddy Christ are kicking it with a cerveza, and saying bon voyage, hate-monger!!! :FIREdevil :FIREdevil
05-15-2007, 12:07 PM
RootSkier

Haha, look what shitstorm I started on Boatertalk.

http://boatertalk.com/forum/LiquidLounge/1270554
05-15-2007, 01:51 PM
noodles

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danno

exactly. I won't celebrate, but I surely won't mourn. And for his sake, I hope there is an afterlife.

for your sake i hope heaven and hell
are really there
but i wouldn't hold my breath
you wasted life, why wouldn't you waste death?

:)
05-15-2007, 03:14 PM
Jer

You guys are super kewl! Can I join your gay little club? Falwell was a complete hypocrit and a douchebag and all, but this thread is pretty pathetic. Of course, I would expect nothing less from the usuals who've posted.:rolleyes:
05-15-2007, 03:28 PM
The AD

Damn it! I was hoping maybe Jer was actually Jerry Falwell and we'd never have to hear from him again.
05-15-2007, 04:41 PM
Tippster

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jer

BlahblahblahBullshit

http://ces.uwyo.edu/haylist/web%20hay.jpg

http://www.andychristie.com/graphics/douchebag.jpg

http://www.northrup.org/Photos/prair...og-eating3.jpg

http://www.jeremyinc.com/images/cow_...h_delivery.jpg
05-15-2007, 05:09 PM
Pow4Brains

Is it possible to have two POTDs?
05-15-2007, 10:13 PM
MarsB

Wait, this story gets better....

oh wait, was that in bad taste?
05-16-2007, 12:21 AM
splat

Quote:

WASHINGTON, May 15 (Reuters) - The Rev. Jerry Falwell, a leading figure in the religious right of U.S. politics, was hospitalized on Tuesday after being found unconscious in his office in Lynchburg, Virginia, a local newspaper reported.
The conservative Christian leader, who rose from a small-town preacher to become an influential figure in presidential politics, was admitted to Lynchburg General Hospital around noon, the Lynchburg News and Advance reported.
A spokeswoman for Lynchburg General Hospital declined to comment. Officials at Liberty University, which was founded by Falwell and was where he was found unconscious, could not be reached for comment. It was reported however, that it appeared Falwell was strangled at the knees by the waist of his trousers. Falwell assistant Duke Bendover declined to comment.

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Originally Posted by Tippster

Nope, I'm not going to wish death on this bastard, but I do hope it hurts, Jerry, you motherfucker.

God bless his soul...
05-16-2007, 12:32 AM
HikeforTurns

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tippster

http://ces.uwyo.edu/haylist/web%20hay.jpg

http://www.andychristie.com/graphics/douchebag.jpg

http://www.northrup.org/Photos/prair...og-eating3.jpg

http://www.jeremyinc.com/images/cow_...h_delivery.jpg

um hahaha

thanks!
05-16-2007, 01:07 PM
SuperChief

Quote:

Originally Posted by RootSkier

Haha, look what shitstorm I started on Boatertalk.

http://boatertalk.com/forum/LiquidLounge/1270554

Shitstorms on BT are about as easy to start as a wildfire in august. that Liquid lounge is almost as annoying as Falwell.