anybody here a vegan?

Pussy :D just kidding-

I'm a weekday vegan. But I have bacon, duck, chicken, milk products or fish on the weekends.

It was that or anti-cholesterol drugs. And the only drugs I take are for recreation.

Changing diet is harder than I'd thought.

every once in a while I try to change my intake of <insert semi-innocent vice here> and it sticks for about a week at most. How I got out of the pb&j+ chips+oreos lunch habit I had from age 3-13 I have no idea...

Vegetables; isn't that what food eats?

I'm a level 4 vegan, I don't eat anything that cast a shadow.

The other day I saw eggs in whole foods that said the chickens were vegetarian fed....so now our farm animals have to be subjected to no bacon too? So wrong.

I’ve been walking the shining path of vegetarian righteousness for 13 years, but my star doesn’t shine bright enough to be a vegan. To do veganism right is a major commitment. Or you can be a junk food vegan and eat cheap processed cake frosting, jiffy peanut butter, and Mike-n-Ikes for diner.

Why do vegans fart so god damn much?

"if we aren't supposed to eat animals than why are they made of meat?'" - Homer simpson

"i'll eat 3 animals for every 1 that you don't" - Maddox

Allah has promised me 72 vegans when I get to Heaven!!

or was that Virginians...?

Fuck, where's my Quran?

I don't eat Cow, chicken, Pig, Turkey, or anything else with fur or feathers. But I do eat Seafood, eggs, honey, milk, cheese, and I wear leather shoes. I tried to go Vegan last year but the only thing I could eat was tree bark. Going out to dinner was impossible and Vegan beer is hard to find. But no pasta sucks.

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Originally Posted by Greydon Clark

Or you can be a junk food vegan and eat cheap processed cake frosting, jiffy peanut butter, and Mike-n-Ikes for diner.

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You can also be a "free-gan" and only eat animal products if they're going to be thrown away. Or already have been thrown away, according to the hippie I saw eating donuts out of a dumpster.

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Originally Posted by Tuckerman

I don't eat Cow, chicken, Pig, Turkey, or anything else with fur or feathers. But I do eat Seafood, eggs, honey, milk, cheese, and I wear leather shoes. I tried to go Vegan last year but the only thing I could eat was tree bark. Going out to dinner was impossible and Vegan beer is hard to find. But no pasta sucks.

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So what's wrong with honey and pasta for a vegan? OK, maybe I get the honey part since it comes from bees, but pasta?

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Originally Posted by runethechamp

So what's wrong with honey and pasta for a vegan? OK, maybe I get the honey part since it comes from bees, but pasta?

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Eggs......

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Originally Posted by Tuckerman

Eggs......

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:redface: :redface: I clearly don't pay much attention...

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Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas

You can also be a "free-gan" and only eat animal products if they're going to be thrown away. Or already have been thrown away, according to the hippie I saw eating donuts out of a dumpster.

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I’ve know a couple of people rocking this program. Donuts, pizza, and rotten produce seem to be the staples of this diet.

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Originally Posted by Tuckerman

I don't eat Cow, chicken, Pig, Turkey, or anything else with fur or feathers. But I do eat Seafood, eggs, honey, milk, cheese, and I wear leather shoes. I tried to go Vegan last year but the only thing I could eat was tree bark. Going out to dinner was impossible and Vegan beer is hard to find. But no pasta sucks.

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Same here except I also eat pussy.

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Originally Posted by skimoore

The other day I saw eggs in whole foods that said the chickens were vegetarian fed....

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Now, why would vegetarians want go around and feed the chickens? I thought we hired illegals do stuff like that.

I seriously have nightmares where I can't eat meat anymore.

I do make a serious effort to eat free range hippy meat and try to keep my corn consumption as minimal as possible.

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Originally Posted by Greydon Clark

I’ve know a couple of people rocking this program. Donuts, pizza, and rotten produce seem to be the staples of this diet.

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THAT's fucked up dude.

Then there's the time honored tradition of Scrounging: At the college cafeteria, stand by the bussing stations with chopsticks and grab uneaten food off dropped off plates.

That one sends the tidywipes.

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Originally Posted by Viva

Now, why would vegetarians want go around and feed the chickens? I thought we hired illegals do stuff like that.

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Wait, NOW I get it, maybe they actually chop up vegetarians and feed them to the chickens? That definitely makes the eggs more appealing....:FIREdevil

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Originally Posted by lemon boy

I seriously have nightmares where I can't eat meat anymore.

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Exactly. I try and include meat in all meals and snacks.

But you can actually hear my arteries creaking if I bend over too quickly.

<--- Vagitarian

I was beef and pork free for 5 or 6 years, then I woke up and ordered a steak... best thing I've done in years.