anybody here a vegan?

[OldLarry]

Pussy just kidding-

[Buster Highmen]

I'm a weekday vegan. But I have bacon, duck, chicken, milk products or fish on the weekends.

It was that or anti-cholesterol drugs. And the only drugs I take are for recreation.

Changing diet is harder than I'd thought.

[OldLarry]

every once in a while I try to change my intake of <insert semi-innocent vice here> and it sticks for about a week at most. How I got out of the pb&j+ chips+oreos lunch habit I had from age 3-13 I have no idea...

[kid4lyf]

Vegetables; isn't that what food eats?

[Boomer28]

I'm a level 4 vegan, I don't eat anything that cast a shadow.

[skimoore]

The other day I saw eggs in whole foods that said the chickens were vegetarian fed....so now our farm animals have to be subjected to no bacon too? So wrong.

[Greydon Clark]

I’ve been walking the shining path of vegetarian righteousness for 13 years, but my star doesn’t shine bright enough to be a vegan. To do veganism right is a major commitment. Or you can be a junk food vegan and eat cheap processed cake frosting, jiffy peanut butter, and Mike-n-Ikes for diner.

[Cyber Cop]

Why do vegans fart so god damn much?

[Diz_MT]

"if we aren't supposed to eat animals than why are they made of meat?'" - Homer simpson

"i'll eat 3 animals for every 1 that you don't" - Maddox

[TeleHoar]

Allah has promised me 72 vegans when I get to Heaven!!

or was that Virginians...?

Fuck, where's my Quran?

[Tuckerman]

I don't eat Cow, chicken, Pig, Turkey, or anything else with fur or feathers. But I do eat Seafood, eggs, honey, milk, cheese, and I wear leather shoes. I tried to go Vegan last year but the only thing I could eat was tree bark. Going out to dinner was impossible and Vegan beer is hard to find. But no pasta sucks.

[Steven S. Dallas]

Or you can be a junk food vegan and eat cheap processed cake frosting, jiffy peanut butter, and Mike-n-Ikes for diner.

You can also be a "free-gan" and only eat animal products if they're going to be thrown away. Or already have been thrown away, according to the hippie I saw eating donuts out of a dumpster.

[runethechamp]

I don't eat Cow, chicken, Pig, Turkey, or anything else with fur or feathers. But I do eat Seafood, eggs, honey, milk, cheese, and I wear leather shoes. I tried to go Vegan last year but the only thing I could eat was tree bark. Going out to dinner was impossible and Vegan beer is hard to find. But no pasta sucks.

So what's wrong with honey and pasta for a vegan? OK, maybe I get the honey part since it comes from bees, but pasta?

[Tuckerman]

So what's wrong with honey and pasta for a vegan? OK, maybe I get the honey part since it comes from bees, but pasta?

Eggs......

[runethechamp]

Eggs......

I clearly don't pay much attention...

[Greydon Clark]

You can also be a "free-gan" and only eat animal products if they're going to be thrown away. Or already have been thrown away, according to the hippie I saw eating donuts out of a dumpster.

I’ve know a couple of people rocking this program. Donuts, pizza, and rotten produce seem to be the staples of this diet.

[Adolf Allerbush]

I don't eat Cow, chicken, Pig, Turkey, or anything else with fur or feathers. But I do eat Seafood, eggs, honey, milk, cheese, and I wear leather shoes. I tried to go Vegan last year but the only thing I could eat was tree bark. Going out to dinner was impossible and Vegan beer is hard to find. But no pasta sucks.

Same here except I also eat pussy.

[Viva]

The other day I saw eggs in whole foods that said the chickens were vegetarian fed....

Now, why would vegetarians want go around and feed the chickens? I thought we hired illegals do stuff like that.

[lemon boy]

I seriously have nightmares where I can't eat meat anymore.

I do make a serious effort to eat free range hippy meat and try to keep my corn consumption as minimal as possible.

[OldLarry]

I’ve know a couple of people rocking this program. Donuts, pizza, and rotten produce seem to be the staples of this diet.

THAT's fucked up dude.

[Buster Highmen]

Then there's the time honored tradition of Scrounging: At the college cafeteria, stand by the bussing stations with chopsticks and grab uneaten food off dropped off plates.

That one sends the tidywipes.

[skimoore]

Now, why would vegetarians want go around and feed the chickens? I thought we hired illegals do stuff like that.

Wait, NOW I get it, maybe they actually chop up vegetarians and feed them to the chickens? That definitely makes the eggs more appealing....

[PNWbrit]

I seriously have nightmares where I can't eat meat anymore.

Exactly. I try and include meat in all meals and snacks.

But you can actually hear my arteries creaking if I bend over too quickly.

[G]

<--- Vagitarian

[grskier]

I was beef and pork free for 5 or 6 years, then I woke up and ordered a steak... best thing I've done in years.