Ever have one of those days when shit just becomes a hell of a lot clearer? Well, today was one of those days when you realize what is really important in your life. I had my stupid heart broken for the third time by the same girl yesterday and I guess it took 3 times for me to realize that no matter what happens in life, the only person you can really depend on is yourself. I was pretty bitter last night but ya know what... its gonna take a hell of a lot more than one snowlerblading nob slobber to break my spirit. I wish you much fucking luck Shelby, fa real. And just for the goddamn record, skiblading is fucking retarded, even if you are stacked with D cups:the_finge !
B-ham here I come. Its been a long time coming but the time is here. Time to ski sickety gnarl lines, back flip off of redonkulous cliff bands, leap off cornices, hike through beautiful awe inspiring valleys up to knife edged ridges and burly summits. Yes, the time is here where I am no longer Dan, because my alter ego Skier Dan has emerged from hibernation, ready to push the limits to a whole new level of awesomeness, oh yeah!!!
It is also time for me to say au revoir to many bad habits, holding on to the past being the foremost one. Its time I got my swagger back, from now on I am kicking ass and remembering names. Say goodbye to old Dan and the same old dumb mistakes that he made. As the great band 311 said, "Fuck the Bullshit, Its time to throw down!" Im in the prime of my life suckas, so y'all better make way because the only thing that can stop me is mother nature and her nasty avalanches. I dare anyone to try and break my spirit, Im fucking done with all the fake ass people that try and bring me down. Thats right, I have officially pulled my head out of my ass and the sunshine is fucking great!
Im puttin the world on notice, because this train is bound for glory. W0000000T W00000000000T!!!!!!!!!!
