Dear Jesus

Dear Jesus,

If you bring my bro model fatties tomorrow like the DHL tracking number says I promise to bring peace, love, and a super phat TR to TGR for everyone to enjoy.

Signed,
Bryan The Bold

"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my red-hot smokin' wife, Carley."

Amen


To both.

i like to think of jesus as sort of a muscular trapeze artist...

I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by IrieRon

"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my red-hot smokin' wife, Carley."

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Goddammit! Stop quoting me!

bryan, what did you end up ordering?
179 fatties?

and enough snow this weekend to fully enjoy them. Amen

179 fatties indeed...we shall see how the lord praised thee...

I like to imagine Jesus as wearing one of them tuxedo t-shirts, so he means business, but he still likes to party.

I picture Jesus ending up on cable TV doing telemarketing specials with Ron Popiel selling a line of "Miracle" Hair Restoration products for men.

It don't matta to Jesus!

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