Dear Jesus,
If you bring my bro model fatties tomorrow like the DHL tracking number says I promise to bring peace, love, and a super phat TR to TGR for everyone to enjoy.
Signed,
Bryan The Bold
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Thread: Dear Jesus
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12-12-2006, 08:33 PM #1
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Dear Jesus
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12-12-2006, 08:59 PM #2
La puta que te parió
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"Dear Lord Baby Jesus, I want to thank you for this wonderful meal, my two beautiful sons, Walker and Texas Ranger, and my red-hot smokin' wife, Carley."
Do you by chance happen to own a large, yellowish, very flat cat?
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12-12-2006, 09:06 PM #3
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Amen
To both.
Originally Posted by TWINS
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12-12-2006, 09:10 PM #4
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i like to think of jesus as sort of a muscular trapeze artist...
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12-12-2006, 09:16 PM #5
La puta que te parió
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I like to think of Jesus as an Ice Dancer, dressed in an all-white jumpsuit, and doing an interpretive dance of my life.
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12-12-2006, 09:23 PM #6
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Goddammit! Stop quoting me! Originally Posted by IrieRon
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12-12-2006, 09:33 PM #7
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bryan, what did you end up ordering?
179 fatties?
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12-12-2006, 09:35 PM #8
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and enough snow this weekend to fully enjoy them. Amen
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12-12-2006, 09:45 PM #9
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179 fatties indeed...we shall see how the lord praised thee...
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12-12-2006, 09:49 PM #10
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I like to imagine Jesus as wearing one of them tuxedo t-shirts, so he means business, but he still likes to party.
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12-12-2006, 10:46 PM #11
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I picture Jesus ending up on cable TV doing telemarketing specials with Ron Popiel selling a line of "Miracle" Hair Restoration products for men.
ADD and damn proud of it.
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12-12-2006, 10:53 PM #12
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It don't matta to Jesus!
Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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