NEWSFLASH: further proof Bernhard is real. VIDEO

i guarantee this is best thing you will see all day.

edit-no one has googled "bernhard franz" and "crazy" before????? :nonono2: this is the first thing that comes up...:nonono2:

for those of you with the hypothosis that he is an alias who found pictures/video of some guy....check nasilamb2007's other videos....

a 2 minute video of goldfish and seagulls (and his other two videos are 4 second clips of goldfish...BWHAHAHAHAH)

you really cannot make this stuff up.

+2 gnar points for me, i'm calling it.

holy fucking shit batman, he's real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you see the one of him in the shower? :eek:

Convenient that they only show a profile, and odd how it cuts out. Reminds me of tapes I've seen of bigfoot.

wow. just wow. bernhard: :yourock:

That is me just shooting video of my friend to fuck with you guys.

You do your own website design too?

i'll donate my +2 gnar points to whomever posts the most accurate transcript of the audio in the first clip. by the way i think we foudn the culprit fro bernhards amazing magical planecrash into the english language....i want that book.

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Originally Posted by Rontele

That is me just shooting video of my friend to fuck with you guys.

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the reall irony would be if it was you and no one believed you were smart enough to pull it off.

more than you would ever want on youtube.

i'm definitely dissappointed. no midget-eating, no lsd, no LAPD, no germans eating his face....he's....he's normal?

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Originally Posted by lax

i want that book.

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Did you notice that he flipped a page back while reading? I think he's holding it upside down!

Watching this reminded me of "The Ring" for some reason. Hope it's just coincidence...
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Ss/0298130/CN-38-23.jpg

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Originally Posted by lax

i guarantee this is best thing you will see all day.

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I think my day is going to suck, now.

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Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA

the reall irony would be if it was you and no one believed you were smart enough to pull it off.

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I know I am smart enough to pull this off. And I have the free time taboot.

The dynamics of this are mind boggling. According to YouTube, this is a video response to this.

He's responding to marginally cute lip synch'rs with rants of jibberish from his lair.

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Originally Posted by lax

more than you would ever want on youtube.

i'm definitely dissappointed. no midget-eating, no lsd, no LAPD, no germans eating his face....he's....he's normal?

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This strikes you as "normal"?

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Originally Posted by bio-smear

this.

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I can see why it drove him a little nutty, "suicidegirl" gives me a pretty weird vibe too. I get the feeling she won't be around long, and not just because of her name.

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Originally Posted by iceman

This strikes you as "normal"?

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fine i misspoke, not normal, but he's also not the 6 foot monster-man of my imagination.


the comments on the video are priceless....

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Originally Posted by youtube people

dannydude182 (2 months ago)
this makes no sence dude!
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djlimb (4 hours ago)
You seem mentally ill you need to go to a doctor

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Originally Posted by Rontele

I know I am smart enough to pull this off. And I have the free time taboot.

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Here's another elaborate ruse you should try with all that free time that no one would believe you could pull off:

it's called GIRLFRIEND.


:the_finge

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Originally Posted by Mofro261

Here's another elaborate ruse you should try with all that free time that no one would believe you could pull off:

it's called GIRLFRIEND.


:the_finge

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I have one and she isn't complaining.