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Thread: NEWSFLASH: further proof Bernhard is real. VIDEO

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    NEWSFLASH: further proof Bernhard is real. VIDEO

    i guarantee this is best thing you will see all day.

    edit-no one has googled "bernhard franz" and "crazy" before????? this is the first thing that comes up...
    Last edited by lax; 11-14-2006 at 10:15 AM.
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    for those of you with the hypothosis that he is an alias who found pictures/video of some guy....check nasilamb2007's other videos....

    a 2 minute video of goldfish and seagulls (and his other two videos are 4 second clips of goldfish...BWHAHAHAHAH)

    you really cannot make this stuff up.

    +2 gnar points for me, i'm calling it.
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    holy fucking shit batman, he's real!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Did you see the one of him in the shower?

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    Convenient that they only show a profile, and odd how it cuts out. Reminds me of tapes I've seen of bigfoot.

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    wow. just wow. bernhard:

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    That is me just shooting video of my friend to fuck with you guys.
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    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    You do your own website design too?

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    i'll donate my +2 gnar points to whomever posts the most accurate transcript of the audio in the first clip. by the way i think we foudn the culprit fro bernhards amazing magical planecrash into the english language....i want that book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    That is me just shooting video of my friend to fuck with you guys.
    the reall irony would be if it was you and no one believed you were smart enough to pull it off.

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    more than you would ever want on youtube.

    i'm definitely dissappointed. no midget-eating, no lsd, no LAPD, no germans eating his face....he's....he's normal?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lax View Post
    i want that book.
    Did you notice that he flipped a page back while reading? I think he's holding it upside down!

    Watching this reminded me of "The Ring" for some reason. Hope it's just coincidence...
    Change is good. You go first.

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    I think my day is going to suck, now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BushwackerinPA View Post
    the reall irony would be if it was you and no one believed you were smart enough to pull it off.
    I know I am smart enough to pull this off. And I have the free time taboot.
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    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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    The dynamics of this are mind boggling. According to YouTube, this is a video response to this.

    He's responding to marginally cute lip synch'rs with rants of jibberish from his lair.

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    Quote Originally Posted by lax View Post
    more than you would ever want on youtube.

    i'm definitely dissappointed. no midget-eating, no lsd, no LAPD, no germans eating his face....he's....he's normal?
    This strikes you as "normal"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-smear View Post
    I can see why it drove him a little nutty, "suicidegirl" gives me a pretty weird vibe too. I get the feeling she won't be around long, and not just because of her name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    This strikes you as "normal"?
    fine i misspoke, not normal, but he's also not the 6 foot monster-man of my imagination.


    the comments on the video are priceless....

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    this makes no sence dude!
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    djlimb (4 hours ago)
    You seem mentally ill you need to go to a doctor
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rontele View Post
    I know I am smart enough to pull this off. And I have the free time taboot.
    Here's another elaborate ruse you should try with all that free time that no one would believe you could pull off:

    it's called GIRLFRIEND.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Mofro261 View Post
    Here's another elaborate ruse you should try with all that free time that no one would believe you could pull off:

    it's called GIRLFRIEND.


    I have one and she isn't complaining.
    Quote Originally Posted by Roo View Post
    I don't think I've ever seen mental illness so faithfully rendered in html.

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