can't you read my super relevant book, men fucking men leads you straight to hell!
gay porn makes baby jesus cry...............and want to smite your sinning, buttfucking ass.
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can't you read my super relevant book, men fucking men leads you straight to hell!
gay porn makes baby jesus cry...............and want to smite your sinning, buttfucking ass.
I think Jesus has a few 'feelings' that are making him hostile, and 'uncomfortable'!
jesus is chiming in a little late for this joke to be funny.
Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............. You'll ruin my secret!Quote:
Originally Posted by rideit
Jesus is a busy motherfucker.Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-smear
huh... Jesus has a butt buddy.
I love you Jesus.
Damn even I have more posts then Jesus. Does that mean I am greater than he is?
Jesus died 2000 years ago.
Fuckface.
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say, 2000 years is longer than your two months here, JONG!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by the Mad
(can I get an amen?)
...my first true jonging.
I've been baptised at last, and by the reverend Blurred of all high.
Amen indeed.
AMEN, preach it like its hott
BlurredElevens: Giving Colorado a bad name since 1990.
of course you do, today, but the other day you and Mo were..
http://mypetjawa.mu.nu/archives/jesu...oon_canada.jpg
As for why he h8s "gay porn": it's 'cause his dick is SO small he got pissed th@ his mythical Pa adorned him with a toothpick of a prick!
He did not die for OUR sins; he committed suicide after checking out his "disciples" in the shower.
and now you know the history behind HOLY FUCK!
meh
I don't believe in you anyway.
this is either really funny or really sick. Jesus hates people who hate people.
Jesus way gay!
So does this mean Jesus hates himself?Quote:
Originally Posted by AshleySkis
Can God create a paradox that not even He can resolve?
Now, now... It's ok Jesus. We all know you're a (claimed) homophobic, bloodsucking, lying, imperialistic, hypocritical, closed-minded, lamer POS anyway. You can crawl back into your litte hole now. We already knew how you felt.. And take it easy on the little boys, k?
Shit, I just got trolled..