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  1. 11-02-2006, 10:57 PM #1
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    JESUS HATES FAGS

    can't you read my super relevant book, men fucking men leads you straight to hell!

    gay porn makes baby jesus cry...............and want to smite your sinning, buttfucking ass.
    For MINE is the kingdom and the power and the glory, forever.

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  2. 11-02-2006, 11:01 PM #2
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    I think Jesus has a few 'feelings' that are making him hostile, and 'uncomfortable'!
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    jesus is chiming in a little late for this joke to be funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    I think Jesus has a few 'feelings' that are making him hostile, and 'uncomfortable'!
    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh............. You'll ruin my secret!
    For MINE is the kingdom and the power and the glory, forever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-smear View Post
    jesus is chiming in a little late for this joke to be funny.
    Jesus is a busy motherfucker.
    For MINE is the kingdom and the power and the glory, forever.

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  6. 11-02-2006, 11:10 PM #6
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    huh... Jesus has a butt buddy.
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    Damn even I have more posts then Jesus. Does that mean I am greater than he is?
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    Jesus died 2000 years ago.

    Fuckface.
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  10. 11-02-2006, 11:21 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by the Mad View Post
    Jesus died 2000 years ago.

    Fuckface.
    I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say, 2000 years is longer than your two months here, JONG!!!

    (can I get an amen?)
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    ...my first true jonging.

    I've been baptised at last, and by the reverend Blurred of all high.

    Amen indeed.
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  14. 11-03-2006, 08:10 AM #14
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    of course you do, today, but the other day you and Mo were..


    As for why he h8s "gay porn": it's 'cause his dick is SO small he got pissed th@ his mythical Pa adorned him with a toothpick of a prick!
    He did not die for OUR sins; he committed suicide after checking out his "disciples" in the shower.

    and now you know the history behind HOLY FUCK!
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  15. 11-03-2006, 08:12 AM #15
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    meh

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    this is either really funny or really sick. Jesus hates people who hate people.
    skiing make me excited!!
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    Jesus way gay!
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    Quote Originally Posted by AshleySkis View Post
    this is either really funny or really sick. Jesus hates people who hate people.
    So does this mean Jesus hates himself?

    Can God create a paradox that not even He can resolve?
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  19. 11-03-2006, 12:54 PM #19
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    Now, now... It's ok Jesus. We all know you're a (claimed) homophobic, bloodsucking, lying, imperialistic, hypocritical, closed-minded, lamer POS anyway. You can crawl back into your litte hole now. We already knew how you felt.. And take it easy on the little boys, k?

    Shit, I just got trolled..
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