TR: Secondary May Mammoth Maggot Assault

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05-15-2006, 04:27 PM
Bodhi

TR: Secondary May Mammoth Maggot Assault

Skinny on the weekend:
1. Seems like most of the mags that were unable to show for the actual mini were present this past weeekend...
2. Present for the ruckus, a fine group of upstanding character(s) *cough, cough*...Comish, Mrs. Comish, Sponsored by Duct Tape, Barnballs, Tammy, Tarkman, WTP, Erica Z, Gebster, and Vets (on Sunday)
3. The above maggots just plain rip the shit out of it. I suck.
4. Lincoln is on the fiver and has a lot of cents.
5. Straight-lining runnels is the thing to do.
6. Riding in nothing but short shorts is gay, but chicks in bikinis = the thing to do.
7. Road-rash from the above will leave a long standing mark. (Barnballs--I need your picture here)
8. Flat tires at 3am really are not cool, especially in Riverside.
9. Asking a fine chickita (with huge cans), "Mind if I breast feed since it is Mother's Day?" will most likely get you slapped in the face...
10. The corn is sweet, but shit is melting FAST, literally right in front of your eyes at times...

The Riding:

Sponsored by Duct Tape treating Monument to some tickling...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/Monument%20Scott.JPG

Duct Tape doing "I have NO idea" behind Barnballs...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/Oops%20(cmp).JPG

Barnballs cooking the "Eggs"...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/H...an%20(cmp).JPG

Duct Tape repairing the corn on Huevos Grande...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/H...tt%20(cmp).JPG

WTP making good with the corn "Nuts"...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/w...os%20(cmp).JPG

Bodhi doing Dave's properly (photo by wtp):
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/D...ny%20(cmp).JPG

Maggots Hiking for some Honest Abe turns (photo by wtp):
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/L...ke%20(cmp).JPG

Tarkman is a Cadillac on Lincoln Avy Two...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/T...y2%20(cmp).JPG

Big Mag attack Avy One...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/M...y1%20(cmp).JPG

Barnballs Avy One...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/B...0Avy1(cmp).JPG

Barnballs on lower Avy One getting ready to bitch-slap the photog with a slush bath...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/B...y1%20(cmp).JPG

Fly Away Home Bodhi into a very well covered Varmits (photo by erica z)...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/V...e1%20(cmp).JPG

Varmit Bodhi doing a Bunny Cornice (photo by erica z)...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/V...ce%20(cmp).JPG

A shady group...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/S...ew%20(cmp).JPG

Reflection
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/S...no%20(cmp).JPG

Barnballs Watercolor
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/B...(drybrush).jpg

Tarka Paint
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/Tarka%20(paint).jpg

WTP Edge
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/wtp%20(edges).jpg

Varmit Bodhi
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/Varmits%20(wrap).jpg

Other What-Have-Yous:

Erica
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/Erica(cmp).JPG

Tammy and Barnballs
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/T...Brian(cmp).JPG

wtp
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/wtp%20(cmp).JPG

Duct Tape and Gebster
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/R...Scott(cmp).JPG

Dude Diggin it
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/D...It%20(cmp).JPG

Yes, that is what you think it is...but guys do not worry and fret--Erica is right handed and that wart in on her left hand :biggrin:
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/Egads(cmp).JPG

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Notice something here?
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/A...ce%20(cmp).JPG

Look closely at Sponsored by Duct Tape;) :biggrin: ...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/A...on%20(cmp).JPG

Feet
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/Footsy%20(cmp).JPG

Photog Watercolor
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/F...CT%20(cmp).JPG

395 Clocktower
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/395%20CT%20(cmp).JPG

Dipshit (photo by wtp)
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/Kook22(cmp).JPG

peace,
D.

ps--Barnballs, any chance you could mail me on of the good shots you got of Dude standing straigh up? (dsmith@fuhsd.net)
05-15-2006, 04:32 PM
mtnbikerskierchick

Sweet pics :) But where's the ones of you? Were you incognito that day?
05-15-2006, 04:36 PM
Bodhi

Quote:

Originally Posted by mtnbikerskierchick

But where's the ones of you? Were you incognito that day?

???? Plenty of me in there (too many), I was the cornice jumping fool all weekend...
05-15-2006, 04:37 PM
erica_z

w00t!

hahaha! Thanks for all the laughs this weekend you guys! Great corn, great people, great fun!

Also D, thanks for being the "unnofficial" papparazzi this weekend. Next weekend I promise I'll drag along my digi-cam. :biggrin:
05-15-2006, 04:38 PM
tarkman1

It was fun times out there and great to get back on Lincoln again. Barnballs may have a photo of me ski towards the camera. No one would follow me (on the first lap) down Avy 2. It only required a little downclimb, scramble over some rock. :-)
05-15-2006, 04:41 PM
mtnbikerskierchick

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodhi

???? Plenty of me in there (too many), I was the cornice jumping fool all weekend...

Too many? No:) I did see the 2 of the cornice, but now I have found another one of you on another cornice. I suppose you were the cornice jumping fool and photogeek for the weekend, eh?

Looks like you guys had fun!
05-15-2006, 04:41 PM
Bodhi

Quote:

Originally Posted by erica_z

Also D, thanks for being the "unnofficial" papparazzi this weekend...

Well, you definitely workd hard for that phot of my on the Varmit's cornice--with a double backwards summersault and a major garage sale...:)

Seriously, Very gald you were not hurt, and pleased you were ok enough to snap that photo after being shaken and stirred;) :biggrin:

peace,
D.
05-15-2006, 04:43 PM
Bodhi

Quote:

Originally Posted by tarkman1

It only required a little downclimb, scramble over some rock. :-)

That was not the problem, it was the stench eminating around you after the hike--we needed to put that rockwall between you and us, big time. ;) ;)
05-15-2006, 04:44 PM
erica_z

Quote:

Well, you definitely workd hard for that phot of my on the Varmit's cornice--with a double backwards summersault and a major garage sale...

Seriously, Very gald you were not hurt, and pleased you were ok enough to snap that photo after being shaken and stirred

It was indeed a spectacular yard-sale. Wish we had gotten a pic of that! :biggrin: Disastrow strikes again! I'm just glad we found that pole and got the shot!
(big ups to Vets for plucking my erstwhile ski-pole out of the snow)
05-15-2006, 04:45 PM
erica_z

Quote:

Originally Posted by tarkman1

It only required a little downclimb, scramble over some rock. :-)

sure sure, just make sure your doc ain't seeing any of these photos. :biggrin:
05-15-2006, 04:51 PM
SponsoredByDuctTape

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodhi

Look closely at Sponsored by Duct Tape;) :biggrin: ...
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/A...on%20(cmp).JPG

Uhhhhh......I have no idea what you're talking about.:biggrin:

This weekend was great. Thanks to all involved for the good times. Again, burnt to a crisp. Good call on the hike up 22, Bodhi. Round 2 through Avy 2 and 1.5 was the ticket. Erica, sorry about the foosball session. :fm:
05-15-2006, 04:55 PM
Bodhi

Quote:

Originally Posted by erica_z

...just glad we found that pole and got the shot...

But My pole is never hard to find and never misses a shot.:biggrin:
05-15-2006, 07:49 PM
Gebster

What a great weekend, 2 rounds of corn harvesting on Lincoln and finally getting Hangers crossed off my to do list with mucho gapper steeze. Wally the Wart makes a appearence on TGR...YIKES!
05-15-2006, 07:59 PM
GheePup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodhi

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Bwaaaaaa! You guys really think you are going to drop that? Bwaaaaaaaa! I think I am going to pee my pants.
05-15-2006, 08:14 PM
MTT

I NEED to find a TREE!
http://www.3-d-digital-designs.com/WTF(cmp).JPG
05-15-2006, 08:21 PM
TWINS

Nice T.R. Don`t be spreading rumors that the snow is melting.Vicious,vicious rumors!
05-15-2006, 09:36 PM
Barnballs

good one.

Tons 'O sun, snow and of course beers.

Oh, and Barcadi as well.

And Vodka.

Great crew, lots of laughs.

Duct Tape in Avi2 giving us a rare glimpse of him turning...
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59601.jpg

"Hahaha! Everyone thinks I'm injured. Hahahaha!"
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59600.jpg

What was that injury again Tark?.....hang-nail?
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59585.jpg

EZ and WTP Chillin' at (on) Chair two-two
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59599.jpg

Duct Tape keeping it tight on D/O 2
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59591.jpg

This guy apparently got into Princeton.
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59598.jpg

Mrs. Comish making it look too easy..
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59590.jpg

Snowboarders, brilliant..
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59592.jpg

Shop tech turned counsel...
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59589.jpg

Bohdi trying not to look..
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59593.jpg

Comish at his finest.
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59594.jpg

Geb watching Dude reach for the Corona
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59596.jpg

Duct Tape & Comish(another 'injured' skier) exiting Hangers
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59602.jpg

Typical springtime afternoon in Mammoth.
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59597.jpg

Fantabulous weekend!
05-15-2006, 09:51 PM
GheePup

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodhi

My pole is never hard :biggrin:

Dooode, get some Viagra!
05-15-2006, 10:49 PM
tarkman1

Of course Barnballs perpetuates the myth of me never skiing directly towards the camera. I suppose the photographic proof is held somewhere along with the identity of the shooter on the Grassy Knoll and the formula for Coca-Cola.
05-15-2006, 11:05 PM
Big Tim

Looks like good times peeps.........

BT
05-16-2006, 08:59 AM
Bodhi

Bohdi trying not to look..
http://www.biglines.com/photosv2/200...ines_59593.jpg
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! !!:biggrin:

Barny,

Huevos--pfft, Hangers--cake, Philippes--pudding, Varmits cornice--easy as pie...but trying to keep from being busted in voyeurville--now *that* was the hardest thing to do all f'ing w/e, even Dude was thinking about it...too bad you did not get a shot of the old q-tips walking by slyfully snapping photos of her with their cameras on their hips.

Mega-fun w/e hanging out with you, Tammy, and the crew...be cool to get a couple more of those in before the season closes in July...

And I turned Princeton down, mang. (to go to Ohio State) :p ;)

And I am in total awe of how you managed to get Tammy to stay back on Mother's day and clean the condo while you got to yuk it up with the boys on the mtn all day--You da man!!;) :biggrin:

Thanks for the extra pics...love the one of Dude you got...

peace,
D.
05-16-2006, 09:10 AM
Bodhi

Quote:

Originally Posted by GheePup

Dooode, get some Viagra!

Ha!:fuckyou: ;)

Crazy long-haired hippy hillbilly.;) Shouldn't you be cooking some 'possum for breakfast or something...

peace,
D.
05-16-2006, 09:47 AM
comish

Great weekend. Much more fun than having a fairly significant needle stuck into my shoulder joint to shoot die into it yesterday. Oh ya that was fun. Good times skiing with everyone. Bummer you and Red aren't going to be there Mem Weekend BB. See everyone else there for some more corn, slush, sun, and Margaritas.

BB, I was figuring there were gonna be some much worse pictures than you actually got of my one-armed steeze. Ductape, great to finally ride with you this season. That dude rips for having been in the library all year, or at least thats what he is claiming. Bodhi, now get that dog out of here!

Gotta get a little better with the sunblock thing for Memorial Day. Got a few solid burns on the neck. Sorry we won't be bringing the eye candy that Bodhi was struggling to avoid getting snagged by, this was their last weekend of the year. You should have come hang out at the jacuzzi :D :D
05-16-2006, 10:02 AM
wtp

Good turns, good folks, good times. I'm glad I finally got to ride with some mags this weekend. I need to come out of the woodwork more often.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bodhi

Bohdi trying not to look..
too bad you did not get a shot of the old q-tips walking by slyfully snapping photos of her with their cameras on their hips.

I'd like to think that in a parallel universe somewhere, those old dudes are posting a Toe Report on their own Lecher forum. And how come nobody got a shot of the super romper guy KIR while sucking face with his uglier half at the mill? I need to bring a camera this weekend.
05-16-2006, 10:08 AM
Bodhi

Quote:

Originally Posted by wtp

...And how come nobody got a shot of the...

Chick in the wee-pittie string-bikini at mid and on the slopes (I took a chill-ride behind her for a few minutes, never thought of snagging the pic). Shit, even Erica was checking her goodies out.:biggrin:

peace,
D.

ps--yeah, Joe my boy, you need to come outta the woodwork more often, it was cool to finally rip it all day with another snowboarder in the pack...and hell, none of us sea-level air-suckas could keep up with your 6100' lungs on the hikes up old Abe...

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