TR: Secondary May Mammoth Maggot Assault

[Bodhi]

Skinny on the weekend:
1. Seems like most of the mags that were unable to show for the actual mini were present this past weeekend...
2. Present for the ruckus, a fine group of upstanding character(s) *cough, cough*...Comish, Mrs. Comish, Sponsored by Duct Tape, Barnballs, Tammy, Tarkman, WTP, Erica Z, Gebster, and Vets (on Sunday)
3. The above maggots just plain rip the shit out of it. I suck.
4. Lincoln is on the fiver and has a lot of cents.
5. Straight-lining runnels is the thing to do.
6. Riding in nothing but short shorts is gay, but chicks in bikinis = the thing to do.
7. Road-rash from the above will leave a long standing mark. (Barnballs--I need your picture here)
8. Flat tires at 3am really are not cool, especially in Riverside.
9. Asking a fine chickita (with huge cans), "Mind if I breast feed since it is Mother's Day?" will most likely get you slapped in the face...
10. The corn is sweet, but shit is melting FAST, literally right in front of your eyes at times...

The Riding:

Sponsored by Duct Tape treating Monument to some tickling...


Duct Tape doing "I have NO idea" behind Barnballs...


Barnballs cooking the "Eggs"...


Duct Tape repairing the corn on Huevos Grande...


WTP making good with the corn "Nuts"...


Bodhi doing Dave's properly (photo by wtp):


Maggots Hiking for some Honest Abe turns (photo by wtp):


Tarkman is a Cadillac on Lincoln Avy Two...


Big Mag attack Avy One...


Barnballs Avy One...


Barnballs on lower Avy One getting ready to bitch-slap the photog with a slush bath...


Fly Away Home Bodhi into a very well covered Varmits (photo by erica z)...


Varmit Bodhi doing a Bunny Cornice (photo by erica z)...


A shady group...


Reflection


Barnballs Watercolor


Tarka Paint


WTP Edge


Varmit Bodhi



Other What-Have-Yous:

Erica


Tammy and Barnballs


wtp


Duct Tape and Gebster


Dude Diggin it


Yes, that is what you think it is...but guys do not worry and fret--Erica is right handed and that wart in on her left hand


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Notice something here?


Look closely at Sponsored by Duct Tape ...


Feet


Photog Watercolor


395 Clocktower


Dipshit (photo by wtp)



peace,
D.

ps--Barnballs, any chance you could mail me on of the good shots you got of Dude standing straigh up? (dsmith@fuhsd.net)

[mtnbikerskierchick]

Sweet pics But where's the ones of you? Were you incognito that day?

[Bodhi]

But where's the ones of you? Were you incognito that day?

???? Plenty of me in there (too many), I was the cornice jumping fool all weekend...

[erica_z]

hahaha! Thanks for all the laughs this weekend you guys! Great corn, great people, great fun!

Also D, thanks for being the "unnofficial" papparazzi this weekend. Next weekend I promise I'll drag along my digi-cam.

[tarkman1]

It was fun times out there and great to get back on Lincoln again. Barnballs may have a photo of me ski towards the camera. No one would follow me (on the first lap) down Avy 2. It only required a little downclimb, scramble over some rock. :-)

[mtnbikerskierchick]

???? Plenty of me in there (too many), I was the cornice jumping fool all weekend...

Too many? No I did see the 2 of the cornice, but now I have found another one of you on another cornice. I suppose you were the cornice jumping fool and photogeek for the weekend, eh?

Looks like you guys had fun!

[Bodhi]

Also D, thanks for being the "unnofficial" papparazzi this weekend...

Well, you definitely workd hard for that phot of my on the Varmit's cornice--with a double backwards summersault and a major garage sale...

Seriously, Very gald you were not hurt, and pleased you were ok enough to snap that photo after being shaken and stirred

peace,
D.

[Bodhi]

It only required a little downclimb, scramble over some rock. :-)

That was not the problem, it was the stench eminating around you after the hike--we needed to put that rockwall between you and us, big time.

[erica_z]

Well, you definitely workd hard for that phot of my on the Varmit's cornice--with a double backwards summersault and a major garage sale...

Seriously, Very gald you were not hurt, and pleased you were ok enough to snap that photo after being shaken and stirred

It was indeed a spectacular yard-sale. Wish we had gotten a pic of that! Disastrow strikes again! I'm just glad we found that pole and got the shot!
(big ups to Vets for plucking my erstwhile ski-pole out of the snow)

[erica_z]

It only required a little downclimb, scramble over some rock. :-)

sure sure, just make sure your doc ain't seeing any of these photos.

[SponsoredByDuctTape]

Look closely at Sponsored by Duct Tape ...

Uhhhhh......I have no idea what you're talking about.

This weekend was great. Thanks to all involved for the good times. Again, burnt to a crisp. Good call on the hike up 22, Bodhi. Round 2 through Avy 2 and 1.5 was the ticket. Erica, sorry about the foosball session.

[Bodhi]

...just glad we found that pole and got the shot...

But My pole is never hard to find and never misses a shot.

[Gebster]

What a great weekend, 2 rounds of corn harvesting on Lincoln and finally getting Hangers crossed off my to do list with mucho gapper steeze. Wally the Wart makes a appearence on TGR...YIKES!

[GheePup]

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Bwaaaaaa! You guys really think you are going to drop that? Bwaaaaaaaa! I think I am going to pee my pants.

[MTT]

I NEED to find a TREE!

[TWINS]

Nice T.R. Don`t be spreading rumors that the snow is melting.Vicious,vicious rumors!

[Barnballs]

Tons 'O sun, snow and of course beers.

Oh, and Barcadi as well.

And Vodka.

Great crew, lots of laughs.

Duct Tape in Avi2 giving us a rare glimpse of him turning...


"Hahaha! Everyone thinks I'm injured. Hahahaha!"


What was that injury again Tark?.....hang-nail?


EZ and WTP Chillin' at (on) Chair two-two


Duct Tape keeping it tight on D/O 2


This guy apparently got into Princeton.


Mrs. Comish making it look too easy..


Snowboarders, brilliant..


Shop tech turned counsel...


Bohdi trying not to look..


Comish at his finest.


Geb watching Dude reach for the Corona


Duct Tape & Comish(another 'injured' skier) exiting Hangers


Typical springtime afternoon in Mammoth.


Fantabulous weekend!

[GheePup]

My pole is never hard

Dooode, get some Viagra!

[tarkman1]

Of course Barnballs perpetuates the myth of me never skiing directly towards the camera. I suppose the photographic proof is held somewhere along with the identity of the shooter on the Grassy Knoll and the formula for Coca-Cola.

[Big Tim]

Looks like good times peeps.........

BT

[Bodhi]

Bohdi trying not to look..

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! !!

Barny,

Huevos--pfft, Hangers--cake, Philippes--pudding, Varmits cornice--easy as pie...but trying to keep from being busted in voyeurville--now *that* was the hardest thing to do all f'ing w/e, even Dude was thinking about it...too bad you did not get a shot of the old q-tips walking by slyfully snapping photos of her with their cameras on their hips.

Mega-fun w/e hanging out with you, Tammy, and the crew...be cool to get a couple more of those in before the season closes in July...

And I turned Princeton down, mang. (to go to Ohio State)

And I am in total awe of how you managed to get Tammy to stay back on Mother's day and clean the condo while you got to yuk it up with the boys on the mtn all day--You da man!!

Thanks for the extra pics...love the one of Dude you got...

peace,
D.

[Bodhi]

Dooode, get some Viagra!

Ha!

Crazy long-haired hippy hillbilly. Shouldn't you be cooking some 'possum for breakfast or something...

peace,
D.

[comish]

Great weekend. Much more fun than having a fairly significant needle stuck into my shoulder joint to shoot die into it yesterday. Oh ya that was fun. Good times skiing with everyone. Bummer you and Red aren't going to be there Mem Weekend BB. See everyone else there for some more corn, slush, sun, and Margaritas.

BB, I was figuring there were gonna be some much worse pictures than you actually got of my one-armed steeze. Ductape, great to finally ride with you this season. That dude rips for having been in the library all year, or at least thats what he is claiming. Bodhi, now get that dog out of here!

Gotta get a little better with the sunblock thing for Memorial Day. Got a few solid burns on the neck. Sorry we won't be bringing the eye candy that Bodhi was struggling to avoid getting snagged by, this was their last weekend of the year. You should have come hang out at the jacuzzi

[wtp]

Good turns, good folks, good times. I'm glad I finally got to ride with some mags this weekend. I need to come out of the woodwork more often.

Bohdi trying not to look..
too bad you did not get a shot of the old q-tips walking by slyfully snapping photos of her with their cameras on their hips.

I'd like to think that in a parallel universe somewhere, those old dudes are posting a Toe Report on their own Lecher forum. And how come nobody got a shot of the super romper guy KIR while sucking face with his uglier half at the mill? I need to bring a camera this weekend.

[Bodhi]

...And how come nobody got a shot of the...

Chick in the wee-pittie string-bikini at mid and on the slopes (I took a chill-ride behind her for a few minutes, never thought of snagging the pic). Shit, even Erica was checking her goodies out.

peace,
D.


ps--yeah, Joe my boy, you need to come outta the woodwork more often, it was cool to finally rip it all day with another snowboarder in the pack...and hell, none of us sea-level air-suckas could keep up with your 6100' lungs on the hikes up old Abe...