Guaranteed way to get someone to stop by your office...

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05-15-2006, 01:37 PM
bagtagley

Guaranteed way to get someone to stop by your office...

Or cubicle, in my case.

Anyway, I find that releasing an odoriferously (got that word from a Right-Guard commercial) unpleasant fart is a sure-fire way to ensure a visit. Also, the speed with which the call is answered is directly related to smell intensity.

I'm honestly at about a 90% "success" rate with this. I used to get sort of embarrased and even thought about saying something, but now I just like to act like nothing's wrong and watch the visitor try their hardest to do the same.
05-15-2006, 02:15 PM
snowsprite

Weird! You'd think that's the surest way to keep people away from your orifice!

Try this: Fart Deodorizer

Sprite
05-15-2006, 02:45 PM
stump832

See ya soon, bagtag!
05-15-2006, 03:53 PM
bagtagley

Quote:

Originally Posted by snowsprite

Weird! You'd think that's the surest way to keep people away from your orifice!

Try this: Fart Deodorizer

Sprite

Easy now. I'm not sayin' I got a problem...everybody farts. I just have an unfortunate ability to lure people to my office when I decide to.
05-15-2006, 04:15 PM
snow_slider

Face it bags, people just love the smell of your gas. One man's stench is another man's perfume.
05-15-2006, 05:46 PM
AbsolutStoli

bwahahahahahahahaa!

so im not the only one with this issue?
05-15-2006, 06:11 PM
snowsprite

Jeez bagtagley...you're luring them now!? Maybe you should bottle it and put out your own scent, like J-Lo and Britney Spears.

I'd never buy it though because what I really want is a cubicle repellent scent.

Sprite
05-16-2006, 12:48 AM
GheePup

Sprite. Just pick up a dead skunk alongside the road. Place it under your desk and wa la. I am very confident that nobody will be visiting your cubicle. You might even get the whole floor of the building to yourself for the day or week?
05-16-2006, 05:11 AM
steve

I just discovered a solution to your problem.

Get to work at 7am.. and fart to your heart's content until 8:30am when everyone else starts to arrive.

........ahhhh....
05-17-2006, 12:52 PM
Sinecure

Here's a product that actually exists - which is amazing in and of itself.

http://www.flat-d.com/chairpadblack.html

Its a pad for your chair that absorbs fart odor! You can even take it with you.

What'll they think of next?

http://cache.gizmodo.com/images/2006/05/flatd.jpg
05-18-2006, 10:16 AM
phUnk

"Love the gas, Meg. Love the gas!!!"
05-18-2006, 10:40 AM
irul&ublo

Quote:

Originally Posted by bagtagley

Or cubicle, in my case.

Anyway, I find that releasing an odoriferously (got that word from a Right-Guard commercial) unpleasant fart is a sure-fire way to ensure a visit. Also, the speed with which the call is answered is directly related to smell intensity.

I'm honestly at about a 90% "success" rate with this. I used to get sort of embarrased and even thought about saying something, but now I just like to act like nothing's wrong and watch the visitor try their hardest to do the same.

Bag works with a bunch of fart sniffers.
05-18-2006, 12:28 PM
brettf

Quote:

Originally Posted by bagtagley

Or cubicle, in my case.

Anyway, I find that releasing an odoriferously (got that word from a Right-Guard commercial) unpleasant fart is a sure-fire way to ensure a visit. Also, the speed with which the call is answered is directly related to smell intensity.

I'm honestly at about a 90% "success" rate with this. I used to get sort of embarrased and even thought about saying something, but now I just like to act like nothing's wrong and watch the visitor try their hardest to do the same.

YES! Always happens to me. It doesn't matter what is going on... I can wait on it, hold it in, whatever, but the minute I let it go, someone just has to stop by. Drives me nuts!

The only real solution is to float a tester...