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Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
That is very funny.
It has been shared w/the office. The Aussi I work with laughed the hardest... perhaps he's experienced.
I like it
Laconic, dry and true...good stuff.
ouch, shut down. ha ha ha...that is a nice one.
Hehe thats a good one for sure, I'm going to tell people tomorrow.
Except that the way the aussies tell it, the guys from new zealand not australia.
Funny just the same though.