Charlie walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: "Darling, this is the pig I have sex with when you have a headache."
His girlfriend is lying in bed and replies: "I think you'll find that's a sheep, you idiot."
The man says: "I think you'll find I wasn't talking to you."
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02-07-2006, 02:20 AM #1
click click boom
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Voted joke of the year in Australia...
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02-07-2006, 07:28 AM #2
Banned
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That is very funny.
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02-07-2006, 08:50 AM #3
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It has been shared w/the office. The Aussi I work with laughed the hardest... perhaps he's experienced.
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02-07-2006, 08:53 AM #4
searching for downtime
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I like it
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02-07-2006, 12:35 PM #5
Good-lookin' wool
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Laconic, dry and true...good stuff.
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02-07-2006, 07:01 PM #6
finally has good skis
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ouch, shut down. ha ha ha...that is a nice one.
"records are less important for me than what i feel when i come down the mountain." ~ bode miller (dont agree with him on much, but...)
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02-07-2006, 11:47 PM #7
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Hehe thats a good one for sure, I'm going to tell people tomorrow.
"I just looked down to see if I was wearing my seatbelt, and I'm sitting at my desk in my room."
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02-08-2006, 09:05 PM #8
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Except that the way the aussies tell it, the guys from new zealand not australia.
Funny just the same though.__________________________________________________ __________________________________________________ ________________
"We don't need predator control, we need whiner control. Anyone who complains that "the gummint oughta do sumpin" about the wolves and coyotes should be darted, caged, and released in a more suitable habitat for them, like the middle of Manhattan." - Spats
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Cisco and his wife are fragile idiots who breed morons.
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