Here`s a limerick I made up skiing at Alyeska awhile back about a lift attendant...
A liftie named Big Smilin` Rod
Helped a ski bunny onto the Quad
Tried to arouse her
But bulged his trouser
And instead got a look that was odd! :redface:
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Here`s a limerick I made up skiing at Alyeska awhile back about a lift attendant...
A liftie named Big Smilin` Rod
Helped a ski bunny onto the Quad
Tried to arouse her
But bulged his trouser
And instead got a look that was odd! :redface:
So on the next trip down
He put on a frond
And thought
How he would like to spank her
So up she goes
Leading by her nose
Discussed by the lump in his trouser
Jesus, that is the worst thing ever written. In any language. Ever.Quote:
Originally Posted by FogHorn
Really.
Just a note to all the limericist wannabes, a limerick has specific syllable counts in each line, 9-9-5-5-9. Unless your Irish and really drunk at the time, don`t screw up the form.
Nice try FogHorn, and btw I`m Scottish and if you f**k with my limericks, I`ll do ya fer it!! (fists raised like an angry Scotsman) :cussing:
Except it's spelled limerick.....:FIREdevil
Thanks, owe you a Guiness...:cool:Quote:
Originally Posted by Nohillsnearby
Except it's spelled "Guinness."Quote:
Originally Posted by col_surfer
At this rate, you better just buy a six pack.Quote:
Originally Posted by bio-smear
It's spelled a Twelve Pack.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alioops
Fortunately I keep my feathers numbered for,
just such an emergency.
Aye, Big smilin` Rod, now that`s good. Did she find out if he `ad but one eye?
I`ll take one of those dark pints myself, however it`s spelled. Might we get a regular limerick posting, such as Beav`s NSFW weekly?
-2 for failure to use Sod in the final line.Quote:
Originally Posted by col_surfer
Other than that a nice effort.
Wouldn't that be 3 four packs? :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused:Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
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Originally Posted by DJSapp
Fuck that, get two 8 packs and have your bases covered.