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  1. 01-28-2006, 03:12 PM #1
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    First limmerick for TGR

    Here`s a limerick I made up skiing at Alyeska awhile back about a lift attendant...

    A liftie named Big Smilin` Rod
    Helped a ski bunny onto the Quad
    Tried to arouse her
    But bulged his trouser
    And instead got a look that was odd!
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  2. 01-28-2006, 06:20 PM #2
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    So on the next trip down
    He put on a frond
    And thought
    How he would like to spank her
    So up she goes
    Leading by her nose
    Discussed by the lump in his trouser
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  3. 01-28-2006, 07:19 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by FogHorn
    So on the next trip down
    He put on a frond
    And thought
    How he would like to spank her
    So up she goes
    Leading by her nose
    Discussed by the lump in his trouser
    Jesus, that is the worst thing ever written. In any language. Ever.

    Really.
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  4. 01-28-2006, 08:46 PM #4
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    Just a note to all the limericist wannabes, a limerick has specific syllable counts in each line, 9-9-5-5-9. Unless your Irish and really drunk at the time, don`t screw up the form.

    Nice try FogHorn, and btw I`m Scottish and if you f**k with my limericks, I`ll do ya fer it!! (fists raised like an angry Scotsman)
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  5. 01-28-2006, 08:50 PM #5
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    Except it's spelled limerick.....
    It's 5 o'clock somewhere.
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  6. 01-28-2006, 09:07 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Nohillsnearby
    Except it's spelled limerick.....
    Thanks, owe you a Guiness...
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    Quote Originally Posted by col_surfer
    Thanks, owe you a Guiness...
    Except it's spelled "Guinness."
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    Quote Originally Posted by bio-smear
    Except it's spelled "Guinness."
    At this rate, you better just buy a six pack.
    "You got to express what is taboo in you and share your freak with the rest of us, cause it's a beautiful thing"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alioops
    At this rate, you better just buy a six pack.
    It's spelled a Twelve Pack.
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    just such an emergency.
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  11. 01-29-2006, 03:10 AM #11
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    Aye, Big smilin` Rod, now that`s good. Did she find out if he `ad but one eye?

    I`ll take one of those dark pints myself, however it`s spelled. Might we get a regular limerick posting, such as Beav`s NSFW weekly?
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    Quote Originally Posted by col_surfer
    Here`s a limerick I made up skiing at Alyeska awhile back about a lift attendant...

    A liftie named Big Smilin` Rod
    Helped a ski bunny onto the Quad
    Tried to arouse her
    But bulged his trouser
    And instead got a look that was odd!
    -2 for failure to use Sod in the final line.

    Other than that a nice effort.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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  13. 01-31-2006, 12:08 AM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    It's spelled a Twelve Pack.
    Wouldn't that be 3 four packs?
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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  14. 01-31-2006, 11:21 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by DJSapp
    Wouldn't that be 3 four packs?

    Fuck that, get two 8 packs and have your bases covered.
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