What a dipshit

Ever get on the phone and call a friend, talk to them for about 10mins before you figure out that you were talking to the wrong friend?

Went out on a B-Day dinner with the wife, and we were having some margaritas and one of those really close personal moments that two people who have been married for 11 yrs have--the one where she pulls out the cell phone and calls her Dad in Ohio to talk and leave me there with my thumb up my ass at a table in a public restaurant...methinks maybe me lady was pissed about the cracker-jack wonderwoman decoder ring I gave her as a gift (had to open six boxes before I found the thing).

So I am sitting there all "alone"...So whatta I do? Call a buddy, right. Tried to call A-Dogg and the buzz musta made me dial Joey-Bags (two numbers are right next to each other in phonebook)...

So I am talking to Joey, but think it is A-Dogg and do not figure out my blunder until I ask him how his daughter is doing...Daughter? You askin about my sister? Oops, ding-dong...

Sorry Joey-Bags, but it was great to talk to you...albeit that I am a dumb ass and thought you were Adrian for quite some time--and I am sure you caught my drunken blunder.

I be a dipshit...but to the many who know me, that will not surprise you much.

peace,
D.

Bwaaa haa. You're so much fun to be with that even your wife wants to talk with someone else.

Yup.

peace,
D.

Its also fun telling a story on the cell phone for 5 minutes, only to realize that you lost reception after the first minute and for the last 4 minutes you've been talking to yourself.