What a dipshit

[Bodhi]

Ever get on the phone and call a friend, talk to them for about 10mins before you figure out that you were talking to the wrong friend?

Went out on a B-Day dinner with the wife, and we were having some margaritas and one of those really close personal moments that two people who have been married for 11 yrs have--the one where she pulls out the cell phone and calls her Dad in Ohio to talk and leave me there with my thumb up my ass at a table in a public restaurant...methinks maybe me lady was pissed about the cracker-jack wonderwoman decoder ring I gave her as a gift (had to open six boxes before I found the thing).

So I am sitting there all "alone"...So whatta I do? Call a buddy, right. Tried to call A-Dogg and the buzz musta made me dial Joey-Bags (two numbers are right next to each other in phonebook)...

So I am talking to Joey, but think it is A-Dogg and do not figure out my blunder until I ask him how his daughter is doing...Daughter? You askin about my sister? Oops, ding-dong...

Sorry Joey-Bags, but it was great to talk to you...albeit that I am a dumb ass and thought you were Adrian for quite some time--and I am sure you caught my drunken blunder.

I be a dipshit...but to the many who know me, that will not surprise you much.

peace,
D.

[Beaver]

Bwaaa haa. You're so much fun to be with that even your wife wants to talk with someone else.

[Bodhi]

Yup.

peace,
D.

[smmokan]

Its also fun telling a story on the cell phone for 5 minutes, only to realize that you lost reception after the first minute and for the last 4 minutes you've been talking to yourself.