I want to go swimming in the pond across the street from my apartment building, but there are dead fish, ducks, geese, seagulls and other fowl floating in it...
Should I test the water or just jump in?
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I want to go swimming in the pond across the street from my apartment building, but there are dead fish, ducks, geese, seagulls and other fowl floating in it...
Should I test the water or just jump in?
You should drink the water first, before jumping in.Quote:
Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
You should bottle the water and then sell it chinese character guy for a huge mark-up.
Go swimming, but shower afterwards.
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“What does not kill me makes me stronger.” - Goethe
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What do you think you have an immune system for?
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And it needs germs to practice on… - George Carlin
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shoot the hostage
What the hell are you talking about? I just want to go swimming....Quote:
Originally Posted by laseranimal
If you want, I can send you a bottle of my own urine to sterilize the water.
I'm confused. Do you want to go swimming or are you hungry?Quote:
Originally Posted by crashnburn'd
Good one!
Are you trying to say to all that are "testing the waters" is to put the crap up for sale and if you don't get what you want, don't sell it??
What the hell is the trend on testing the waters, sell or don't! :rolleyes:
Just cause it is up on the Swap, does not mean you are stuck in selling it.