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Let me tell you that was no walk in the park.
Demented creature bit clean through my spokes and I had to thrash it with my bicycle pump until it was dissuaded. When I finally managed to incapacitate it by ramming the stuffed tube sock (with elastic band round it that I put down the front of my cycling shorts to preserve my dignity) down its throat I was thoroughly bushwhacked.
The owner was very apologetic and offered me some tickets to see the Les Dennis at the Woking Playhouse.
sounds like you fared well, with the exception of loosing your dignity
It was a cold day.
And how do you know that it was an American Pit Bull Terrior as opposed to a Staffordshire? Was there a Halliburton sign on it?Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
It had perfect teeth and a big fat ass.
Touche. And here I thought English humor meant Benny Hill on a tricycle chasing a big titted woman.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
Funniest post of the year and it's only the 6th of JanQuote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
Way to go Roo!
fuck that....
was it just self provoked and ill tempered? the owner should've been very sorry....should've blew you for the trouble. Hell he doesn't want to get brought up.
I'm troubled to think that Bad_Roo making himself a plaything for a pit bull constitutes a hook-up.
Although I agree that the perfect teeth and fat ass line is hall of fame quallity.
As if that matters.Quote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
i dont even know what to say, insanity is my bread and butter, but seriously, i dont even know what to say