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  1. 01-06-2006, 10:01 AM #1
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    Attacked by an American Pit Bull Terrier

    Let me tell you that was no walk in the park.

    Demented creature bit clean through my spokes and I had to thrash it with my bicycle pump until it was dissuaded. When I finally managed to incapacitate it by ramming the stuffed tube sock (with elastic band round it that I put down the front of my cycling shorts to preserve my dignity) down its throat I was thoroughly bushwhacked.

    The owner was very apologetic and offered me some tickets to see the Les Dennis at the Woking Playhouse.
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  2. 01-06-2006, 10:39 AM #2
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    sounds like you fared well, with the exception of loosing your dignity
    More fucked up than a cricket in a hubcap
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  3. 01-06-2006, 10:49 AM #3
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    It was a cold day.
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  4. 01-06-2006, 11:43 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Let me tell you that was no walk in the park.

    Demented creature bit clean through my spokes and I had to thrash it with my bicycle pump until it was dissuaded. When I finally managed to incapacitate it by ramming the stuffed tube sock (with elastic band round it that I put down the front of my cycling shorts to preserve my dignity) down its throat I was thoroughly bushwhacked.

    The owner was very apologetic and offered me some tickets to see the Les Dennis at the Woking Playhouse.
    And how do you know that it was an American Pit Bull Terrior as opposed to a Staffordshire? Was there a Halliburton sign on it?
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  5. 01-06-2006, 11:48 AM #5
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    It had perfect teeth and a big fat ass.
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  6. 01-06-2006, 12:24 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    It had perfect teeth and a big fat ass.
    Touche. And here I thought English humor meant Benny Hill on a tricycle chasing a big titted woman.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    It had perfect teeth and a big fat ass.
    Funniest post of the year and it's only the 6th of Jan

    Way to go Roo!
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  8. 01-24-2006, 11:18 PM #8
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    fuck that....

    was it just self provoked and ill tempered? the owner should've been very sorry....should've blew you for the trouble. Hell he doesn't want to get brought up.
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  9. 01-25-2006, 03:29 PM #9
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    I'm troubled to think that Bad_Roo making himself a plaything for a pit bull constitutes a hook-up.

    Although I agree that the perfect teeth and fat ass line is hall of fame quallity.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!
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  10. 01-28-2006, 01:53 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    It was a cold day.
    As if that matters.
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  11. 03-02-2006, 09:48 PM #11
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