JONG is the stupidist shit ever

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10-28-2005, 10:02 PM
ANON-505

JONG is the stupidist shit ever

Slatners-

I realize now, what it is that's so funny about JONG.

So many of you throw the JONG around like it's this fucking awesome and original statement.

"Jack Off Newbie Gaper" thats fucking great. But don't you mean a "newbie gaper" to the TGR forums? Does the amount of posts you have make any difference to how experienced a skier you are? In fact, the opposite is probably true. The less time you spend sitting infront of your computer talking shit is more time that your actually outside...becoming a better skier, kayaker, mountain biker, climber (or whatever your passion may be).

I picture a bunch of midwestern High School kids, telling everyone that they're JONG's and that they're so rad 'cuz their parents just bought 'em the fattest twin tips on the block.

So call me an JONG while you sit and grow a beer belly 'cuz all you do is sit in front of the computer acquiring more posts, and therefore a higher status of anti-jongdem.

And while your at it, suck on my JONG-LONG-DONG.
10-28-2005, 10:03 PM
iceman

So, come here often?
10-28-2005, 10:06 PM
stump832

Says the guy with 37 posts in three weeks on the board.
10-28-2005, 10:08 PM
Schmear

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman

So, come here often?

Are you trying to pick-up the jong with the long dong?
10-28-2005, 10:09 PM
iceman

I'm very uncomfortable with your sig, Mr. Stump.
10-28-2005, 10:11 PM
Sensisnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANON-505

Slatners-

I realize now, what it is that's so funny about JONG.

So many of you throw the JONG around like it's this fucking awesome and original statement.

"Jack Off Newbie Gaper" thats fucking great.

Know I'm a jong myself, but isn't it Jerk Off Newbie Gaper?
10-28-2005, 10:11 PM
cj001f

FYI - Mitch isn't here to close this thread.
10-28-2005, 10:14 PM
iceman

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnowRider4Life

Know I'm a jong myself, but isn't it Jerk Off Newbie Gaper?

Indeed. Well played.
10-28-2005, 10:15 PM
iceman

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmear

Are you trying to pick-up the jong with the long dong?

I thought I was just being friendly.
10-28-2005, 10:17 PM
stump832

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman

I'm very uncomfortable with your sig, Mr. Stump.

I think itz rad, and my parents just got me a new set of twin tips.
10-28-2005, 10:19 PM
Sensisnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by iceman

Indeed. Well played.

Figured if he's going to bitch about it he should at least know the correct meaning of the acronym.
10-28-2005, 10:37 PM
Art Shirk

Quote:

Originally Posted by SnowRider4Life

Figured if he's going to bitch about it he should at least know the correct meaning of the acronym.

I think you missed the point, said the guy with only 2 posts.
10-28-2005, 10:41 PM
The AD

Wow, ANON-505 really called us out. I think I'm going to go lay in bed and cry myself to sleep.
10-28-2005, 10:41 PM
iceman

Quote:

Originally Posted by commonlaw

I think you missed the point, said the guy with only 2 posts.

No, I think he got the point just fine. Yours, I don't get.
10-28-2005, 10:50 PM
aspenskibum

[QUOTE=ANON-505]Slatners-

I realize now, what it is that's so funny about JONG.

So many of you throw the JONG around like it's this fucking awesome and original statement.

"Jack Off Newbie Gaper" thats fucking great. But don't you mean a "newbie gaper" to the TGR forums? Does the amount of posts you have make any difference to how experienced a skier you are? In fact, the opposite is probably true. The less time you spend sitting infront of your computer talking shit is more time that your actually outside...becoming a better skier, kayaker, mountain biker, climber (or whatever your passion may be).

QUOTE]

i have been called a jong plenty, does this somehow make me a less expierianced skier? or would being a better skier somehow make me a better person? and guess what, you're right, we should all spend less time in front of our computers talking shit (like pointing out how a fucking word is ruining your life, and talking shit on those that use just cus they called you one)
so i got a new term just for you. how bout humorless attention seeking dumbass hypocrite?

edit, also what the fuck is a slatner?
10-28-2005, 10:52 PM
Schmear

Quote:

how bout humorless attention seeking dumbass hypocrite?

But HASDH just doesn't have the same ring to it.
10-28-2005, 10:59 PM
aspenskibum

Quote:

Originally Posted by Schmear

But HASDH just doesn't have the same ring to it.

no, but HASH'D does
10-28-2005, 11:03 PM
Sensisnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by aspenskibum

no, but HASH'D does

Good point my friend!
10-28-2005, 11:04 PM
ANON-505

HASH'D does have a nice ring...maybe all you cyber-locals should call people you don't like that.

What does "slatner" mean? think outside the box, grasshopper
10-28-2005, 11:07 PM
Sensisnow

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANON-505

What does "slatner" mean? think outside the box, grasshopper

You're a Slayer loving, Star Trek fan?

How's that for outside the box?
10-28-2005, 11:13 PM
TJ.Brk

Where is the many faces/alias of "GERONIMO" when we need them.

JONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:the_finge
10-28-2005, 11:15 PM
EastCoast2835

Quote:

Originally Posted by ANON-505

Slatners-

I realize now, what it is that's so funny about JONG.

So many of you throw the JONG around like it's this fucking awesome and original statement.

"Jack Off Newbie Gaper" thats fucking great. But don't you mean a "newbie gaper" to the TGR forums? Does the amount of posts you have make any difference to how experienced a skier you are? In fact, the opposite is probably true. The less time you spend sitting infront of your computer talking shit is more time that your actually outside...becoming a better skier, kayaker, mountain biker, climber (or whatever your passion may be).

I picture a bunch of midwestern High School kids, telling everyone that they're JONG's and that they're so rad 'cuz their parents just bought 'em the fattest twin tips on the block.

So call me an JONG while you sit and grow a beer belly 'cuz all you do is sit in front of the computer acquiring more posts, and therefore a higher status of anti-jongdem.

And while your at it, suck on my JONG-LONG-DONG.

Your a fuckin dork. Get over it and get the fuck out if you don't like getting shit on. Perhaps your an idiot looking for a just a bit too much exceptance on a forum that you thought would embrace you just because you ski. Grow a sack and stop crying just because someone called you a JONG.
10-28-2005, 11:35 PM
Ski to Be

You touch my tra la la my ding ding dong you newbie JONG
10-28-2005, 11:44 PM
Ski to Be

Anon,
You throw the slatner around like it's some original unique statement. You think that we are slatners because we are on the computer and can't ski. What can we do to not become slatners and be great like you. I have to know :confused:
10-29-2005, 12:09 AM
Crinkle

stb, has it right, this or you are not unique....weakness, like Rosanne Barr at an all you can eat buffet

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