The real one. Not the imposter here on the forums.
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The real one. Not the imposter here on the forums.
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Ah, so you're Italian!
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2...8Eg/giphy.webp
Well not spaghetti and meatballs Italian according to the final results. It seems they may have passed that way 10,000 years ago.
Next time someone in the family makes a family tree or even a large family portrait see if you can work Otzi in there somewhere without anyone noticing.
Way to be patient, did they pay you to use the search??Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
That means we are related. Ugh. I too am related to Otzi
I'll invite you to the next family reunion.Quote:
Originally Posted by Name Redacted
I don't understand the question. You spit in a tube and pay them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Big whoop. We all came from Adam and Eve’s hot brother sister sex.
I’ll speak slower and use my hands more, better? Aren’t they going out of business?
I'm not an investor in the stock. Why would I care? I got the thing as a gift. They sent me the results. I don't need a 3 yr bumper to bumper warranty from here.Quote:
Originally Posted by Aldo
Regardless, I’m pretty sure the warranty on Ötzi is long since expired anyway.
Do you also have permanent shrinkage?
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Originally Posted by Viva
I'll be curious to see who buys them and their data, that's for sure. I wouldn't be super stoked on someone like Elon or Zuck owning my DNA information.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
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Timberridge skis in genes.
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Originally Posted by Timberridge
so whats the custody chain of the timberridge DNA sample in the up coming 23&me bankruptcy proceedings?
somebody’s be getting top-tier cloning material on the cheap. Pennies on the dollar, man. timberridge gonna be the next jango fett.
You're probably remotely genetically baptized as a Mormon or Scientologist now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
Congratulations!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pC9m45AIsGYQuote:
Originally Posted by The Reverend Floater
ancestry.com @ :30
That was good.Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
No shit!Quote:
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Interestingly we are all descendabts of the 5000 or so individuals who survived the Toba Eruption and the worldwude aftermath.Quote:
Originally Posted by AK47bp
Apparently he skis in iceman's genes.Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
I bet Otzi was a fucking demon with a maul.
Mauls of phun.
He was one cool cat.
Well why was iceman doing that all over the trails???Quote:
Originally Posted by jono