Yeah, like I just did! And I even got a real person too.
202-456-1111
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Yeah, like I just did! And I even got a real person too.
202-456-1111
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And what did you say?
has anyone given that number of Kayne West yet?
I told them they were doin' a great job, and keep up the good work! heh...
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So many ideas for prank phone calls are currently running through my head.
Lord knows the poor bastards running the phones there deserve the abuse...
Q: What does Bush think of Roe v. Wade?
A: He doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
Prolly a good way to get a satellite pointed at your house. Don't say bomb.
Now he tells me...
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Whatever you do...
DO NOT THREATEN THE LIFE OR HEALTH OF THE PRESIDENT.
Even if you think you're just joking and freedom of speech, blahblahblah... it's a felony, and they will keep you on the phone while the Secret Service tracks you down. I am NOT kidding. My friend used to be the manager of the WH communications office and was in charge of the Little old Ladies who volunteer to man those phones. There's a button on their sets that alerts the SS and starts a trace automatically. It doesn't take long either.... none of that "hanging up within 2 minutes" Bullshit you see in TV shows.
I'm sure because of all the posts regarding GW that we have all participated in that everyone of our names are on somebody's list there. :rolleyes2
Brian G. wants to kill WHO!?!?!?
What if I call the Whitehouse with *57? They like, can't trace my call with *69 and shit! LOL, OMG, WTF, SQUAWMAN!!!!
bwaaaahahah!! Squawman put me over the top.Quote:
Originally Posted by BakerBoy
two drops, dude.
now life I understand, but health?
so if I call up and say,
"I hope the president gets a nasty cough"
thats it? take it in the ass state for moi?
well thats wack.
What about booty calls to Jenna? Is that allowed?
Yeah, so what I wish the president a persistant malaise? Should I drop the pay phone and run at that stage?Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
How about the presidents pets and household plants?
Somehow my one vote just doesn't feel like shit anymore.
No, but threatening to cripple him, send him Anthrax, etc. is what I meant... and you knew that, smartass. ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
what about if I threaten to grudge fuck his daughters?Quote:
Originally Posted by Tippster
"Hello Whitehouse, I'm calling to let you know I'm totally going to have consensual sex with President Bush's daughters."Quote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
"I'm planning on at the very least Donkey Punching them, perhaps a moving onto a Hot Carl, and the finishing with the Rusty Fish Hook, okay?"Quote:
Originally Posted by slim
This, of course, is highly encouraged by many inside the Beltway. Tally Ho!Quote:
Originally Posted by BakerBoy