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  1. 09-12-2005, 07:54 AM #1
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    Thumbs up You too can call the White House

    Yeah, like I just did! And I even got a real person too.

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  2. 09-12-2005, 08:47 AM #2
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    And what did you say?
    This touchy-feely Kumbaya shit has got to go.
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    has anyone given that number of Kayne West yet?
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    I told them they were doin' a great job, and keep up the good work! heh...

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    So many ideas for prank phone calls are currently running through my head.
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    Lord knows the poor bastards running the phones there deserve the abuse...
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    Q: What does Bush think of Roe v. Wade?







    A: He doesn't care how people get out of New Orleans.
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    Prolly a good way to get a satellite pointed at your house. Don't say bomb.
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    Red face

    Now he tells me...

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    Whatever you do...

    DO NOT THREATEN THE LIFE OR HEALTH OF THE PRESIDENT.

    Even if you think you're just joking and freedom of speech, blahblahblah... it's a felony, and they will keep you on the phone while the Secret Service tracks you down. I am NOT kidding. My friend used to be the manager of the WH communications office and was in charge of the Little old Ladies who volunteer to man those phones. There's a button on their sets that alerts the SS and starts a trace automatically. It doesn't take long either.... none of that "hanging up within 2 minutes" Bullshit you see in TV shows.
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    I'm sure because of all the posts regarding GW that we have all participated in that everyone of our names are on somebody's list there.
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    Brian G. wants to kill WHO!?!?!?

    What if I call the Whitehouse with *57? They like, can't trace my call with *69 and shit! LOL, OMG, WTF, SQUAWMAN!!!!
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BakerBoy
    Brian G. wants to kill WHO!?!?!?

    What if I call the Whitehouse with *57? They like, can't trace my call with *69 and shit! LOL, OMG, WTF, SQUAWMAN!!!!
    bwaaaahahah!! Squawman put me over the top.

    two drops, dude.
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    now life I understand, but health?
    so if I call up and say,

    "I hope the president gets a nasty cough"

    thats it? take it in the ass state for moi?
    well thats wack.
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    What about booty calls to Jenna? Is that allowed?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    now life I understand, but health?
    so if I call up and say,

    "I hope the president gets a nasty cough"

    thats it? take it in the ass state for moi?
    well thats wack.
    Yeah, so what I wish the president a persistant malaise? Should I drop the pay phone and run at that stage?

    How about the presidents pets and household plants?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    now life I understand, but health?
    so if I call up and say,

    "I hope the president gets a nasty cough"

    thats it? take it in the ass state for moi?
    well thats wack.
    No, but threatening to cripple him, send him Anthrax, etc. is what I meant... and you knew that, smartass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster
    No, but threatening to cripple him, send him Anthrax, etc. is what I meant... and you knew that, smartass.
    what about if I threaten to grudge fuck his daughters?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    what about if I threaten to grudge fuck his daughters?
    "Hello Whitehouse, I'm calling to let you know I'm totally going to have consensual sex with President Bush's daughters."
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    Quote Originally Posted by slim
    "Hello Whitehouse, I'm calling to let you know I'm totally going to have consensual sex with President Bush's daughters."
    "I'm planning on at the very least Donkey Punching them, perhaps a moving onto a Hot Carl, and the finishing with the Rusty Fish Hook, okay?"
    OOOOOOOHHHH, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
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  21. 09-15-2005, 12:31 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by BakerBoy
    "I'm planning on at the very least Donkey Punching them, perhaps a moving onto a Hot Carl, and the finishing with the Rusty Fish Hook, okay?"
    This, of course, is highly encouraged by many inside the Beltway. Tally Ho!
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