...probably won't be doing it AS much since I won't be stuck in bed anymore.
Get the cast off tomorrow. :biggrin:
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...probably won't be doing it AS much since I won't be stuck in bed anymore.
Get the cast off tomorrow. :biggrin:
Alright. Now you can masterbate on the couch to porn in front of the big screen TV.
Now, why should having a cast and being in bed most of the time preclude you from experiencing the real deal? You know, your situation reminds me of sweet gal I met a few years ago. Cast? Girl, you been depriving yourself. But, hey, you have fun!Quote:
Originally Posted by Alioops
Cast seems like a great reason for booty calls if you ask me...
"Hey so and so, im really lonely here lying here in bed unable to go out and have fun. Wanna come keep me company tonight?"
seems like a great excuse to get a female under the sheets
We'll have to discuss your mechanical habits privately, but...
Glad you're finally getting your cast off!
Follow Dr's. orders! (I know how difficult that is for you!)
As a physician, I recommend you masturbate as frequently as possible. And then post MTRs.Quote:
Originally Posted by EPSkis
Got my 1st BJ on crutches w/ a cast to midthigh. Poor girl must have been smelling my rotten leg the whole time.
Wash your hands.Quote:
Originally Posted by Alioops
As you attorney I advise you to repost this post and use large, bold, red letters (when appropriate) until afforementioned MTR's materialize.Quote:
Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
What's the problem with infinity?
Or are we talking about radio networks, in which case I get it but I would say "fuck you" to Clear Channel first.
Or perhaps it's cars? Fuck you, infiniti? Eat shit, Lexus?
I dunno, I'm confused.
My hatred of it is boundless... or is that innumerable?
Holy shit, my sig. has been Hijacked!
....fucking mathematicians at it again.....
OK, whatthemotherfuckjusthappened?
I'm confused. Please explain.
Ali isn't going to be ploughing the furrow on autopilot as much. How fucking dumb do you have to be to not get that?Quote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
I was talking about tipp and icemans sidebar. Should have clarified. Ali double clicking the mouse was obvious.Quote:
Originally Posted by lemon boy
TAKE YOUR BEATINGS LIKE A MAN!Quote:
Originally Posted by PaSucks
Get off the internet and go play with your stupid fucking truck!Quote:
Originally Posted by lemon boy
Ali....
The little man in the boat is feeling neglected. Get to work. :D