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  1. 08-01-2005, 07:49 PM #1
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    Masturbation....

    ...probably won't be doing it AS much since I won't be stuck in bed anymore.

    Get the cast off tomorrow.
    "You got to express what is taboo in you and share your freak with the rest of us, cause it's a beautiful thing"
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  2. 08-01-2005, 08:23 PM #2
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    Alright. Now you can masterbate on the couch to porn in front of the big screen TV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alioops
    ...probably won't be doing it AS much since I won't be stuck in bed anymore.

    Get the cast off tomorrow.
    Now, why should having a cast and being in bed most of the time preclude you from experiencing the real deal? You know, your situation reminds me of sweet gal I met a few years ago. Cast? Girl, you been depriving yourself. But, hey, you have fun!
    Your dog just ate an avocado!
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  4. 08-01-2005, 11:18 PM #4
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    Cast seems like a great reason for booty calls if you ask me...


    "Hey so and so, im really lonely here lying here in bed unable to go out and have fun. Wanna come keep me company tonight?"


    seems like a great excuse to get a female under the sheets
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  5. 08-01-2005, 11:46 PM #5
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    We'll have to discuss your mechanical habits privately, but...

    Glad you're finally getting your cast off!

    Follow Dr's. orders! (I know how difficult that is for you!)
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  6. 08-02-2005, 01:09 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by EPSkis
    Follow Dr's. orders!
    As a physician, I recommend you masturbate as frequently as possible. And then post MTRs.
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  7. 08-02-2005, 01:50 PM #7
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    Got my 1st BJ on crutches w/ a cast to midthigh. Poor girl must have been smelling my rotten leg the whole time.
    You look like I need a drink.
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  8. 08-02-2005, 04:26 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Alioops
    ...probably won't be doing it AS much since I won't be stuck in bed anymore.

    Get the cast off tomorrow.
    Wash your hands.
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  9. 08-02-2005, 07:50 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven S. Dallas
    As a physician, I recommend you masturbate as frequently as possible. And then post MTRs.
    As you attorney I advise you to repost this post and use large, bold, red letters (when appropriate) until afforementioned MTR's materialize.
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  10. 08-02-2005, 08:55 PM #10
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    What's the problem with infinity?

    Or are we talking about radio networks, in which case I get it but I would say "fuck you" to Clear Channel first.

    Or perhaps it's cars? Fuck you, infiniti? Eat shit, Lexus?

    I dunno, I'm confused.
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  11. 08-02-2005, 09:00 PM #11
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    My hatred of it is boundless... or is that innumerable?
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  12. 08-02-2005, 09:03 PM #12
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    Holy shit, my sig. has been Hijacked!

    ....fucking mathematicians at it again.....
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  13. 08-02-2005, 09:03 PM #13
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    OK, whatthemotherfuckjusthappened?
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  14. 08-03-2005, 12:58 AM #14
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    I'm confused. Please explain.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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  15. 08-03-2005, 02:27 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    I'm confused. Please explain.
    Ali isn't going to be ploughing the furrow on autopilot as much. How fucking dumb do you have to be to not get that?
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  16. 08-03-2005, 03:39 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy
    Ali isn't going to be ploughing the furrow on autopilot as much. How fucking dumb do you have to be to not get that?
    I was talking about tipp and icemans sidebar. Should have clarified. Ali double clicking the mouse was obvious.
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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  17. 08-03-2005, 08:24 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaSucks
    I was talking about tipp and icemans sidebar. Should have clarified. Ali double clicking the mouse was obvious.
    TAKE YOUR BEATINGS LIKE A MAN!
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  18. 08-03-2005, 10:37 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by lemon boy
    TAKE YOUR BEATINGS LIKE A MAN!
    Get off the internet and go play with your stupid fucking truck!
    I'm in a band. It's called "Just the Tip."
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  19. 08-04-2005, 10:31 AM #19
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    Ali....

    The little man in the boat is feeling neglected. Get to work.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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