Night Sweats

So I wake up in the middle of the night and the first thing that pops into my head is “I wonder where my AT skis are?”. I sit up in bed and really start to wonder about this…. There’re a pair of Bliz 8.2’s with Naxo’s and I realize that I haven’t seen them all summer. They normally live in the storage closet on my balcony so I get up (mind you this is 2 am or so) and walk outside just to check. Gone! I have no idea if they were stolen or I just never put them away or left them somewhere or what? I have been thinking about this for a few days now and cannot possibly imagine what happened to them.

But the weird thing is why the hell would I all of a sudden think of this more than 4 months after they were last used???? And why would I feel so compulsive about it that I actually got outta bed to check. I mean I won’t get outta bed in the middle of the night to take a much needed piss, I’d rather suffer through until morning then climb outta the rack.

Cause they're your skis and if they're gone it's real f'ing problem. If it's just your bladder that's gone you can always get a colostemy bag.

PS: I've had my skis stolen off of my car in my driveway before, woke up to take a piss in the middle of the night and something just told me to take a look out of the window to check on them. Fuckers were gone.