Night Sweats

[p-tex]

So I wake up in the middle of the night and the first thing that pops into my head is “I wonder where my AT skis are?”. I sit up in bed and really start to wonder about this…. There’re a pair of Bliz 8.2’s with Naxo’s and I realize that I haven’t seen them all summer. They normally live in the storage closet on my balcony so I get up (mind you this is 2 am or so) and walk outside just to check. Gone! I have no idea if they were stolen or I just never put them away or left them somewhere or what? I have been thinking about this for a few days now and cannot possibly imagine what happened to them.

But the weird thing is why the hell would I all of a sudden think of this more than 4 months after they were last used???? And why would I feel so compulsive about it that I actually got outta bed to check. I mean I won’t get outta bed in the middle of the night to take a much needed piss, I’d rather suffer through until morning then climb outta the rack.

[teledave]

Cause they're your skis and if they're gone it's real f'ing problem. If it's just your bladder that's gone you can always get a colostemy bag.

PS: I've had my skis stolen off of my car in my driveway before, woke up to take a piss in the middle of the night and something just told me to take a look out of the window to check on them. Fuckers were gone.