Anyone have a used one that they would be able to part with? Send me a PM and let me know.
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Anyone have a used one that they would be able to part with? Send me a PM and let me know.
No PeeEmm unfortunately, but feel free to email me: hauler_us.YAHOO
Pinners used matress?
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why dont ya just get one from a motel on Colfax
:DQuote:
Originally Posted by Woodsy
ha ha
Laugh all you want. Where do think I originally purchased it? :fm:
What about SuPu's IKEA bed?
Ikea Malm bed.Quote:
Originally Posted by 72Twenty
Slightly used. Assembly needed.
http://images.speurders.nl/images/59...4_1_detail.jpg
Heli-coil repair recommended. Miss Punani's used Victoria's Secret thong available for extra (Good for making soup).
Welcome back Funken !
As long a you're leaving that skanky POS in the alley, we're cool. Otherwise, no used beds allowed.
A fact to help you in your search:
A mattress typically doubles in weight after 10 years of use.
Disgusting, when you think about it. :tdo13:
Dude, I'm looking at a Denver Mattress ad flyer right now (seriously).
You can get a 2-piece set Winter Park Firm (heh heh, firm....) in a full for $279 or in a queen for $329.
The Steamboat Firm 2-piese set is $249 for full and $299 queen.
So is the number of people who touch money and what you do with your hands after you touch money... and what the hooker does after you hand her the money.Quote:
Originally Posted by bircheater
$259 is cheap... we'll see
Board, Wolf Creek for Halloween?
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Originally Posted by funkendrenchman
yes, Let us pray !
What does Mrs Roo have in common with a mattress?Quote:
Originally Posted by bircheater
Puts on helmet and dives for cover.
FSMWPPSQuote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
F.ucking S.tupid M.arriage W.recking P.ost P.reservation S.ervice
She knows I don't mean it. I mean, she's in pretty good shape considering.
FSMWPPSQuote:
Originally Posted by bad_roo
:yourock: :yourock: :yourock:
roo-
a classic line for your daily usage:
Putting a ring on her finger is like pulling the ripcord on one of those emergency liferafts.
I hope you're test driving an RV next. You may need a place to stay. ;)
Considering that I'm spiking her tea with Joe Weider Crash Weight Gain.
Goddamnit - I'm gonna have to bribe Funken with another year's subscription to BlackTail magazine to delete this thread.
An old friend asked me if I thought she needed breast enlargements. I took a good look at the specimens on display, considered my response then said, "Yes."
"But how much do you think they'll cost," she asked, indicating the size of a D cup with her hands.
"Er, I dunno," I told her, "a couple of thousand I would imagine, perhaps more."
"Well I can't afford that," she told me, a little dejected. "Can you think of any alternatives?"
"Well," I replied, " you could try rubbing toilet paper between them, that might help."
"What do you mean? Rubbing toilet paper? What would that do?"
"I don't know," I told her,"but it certainly worked wonders on your arse."
Used...is that a euphemism for soiled?
As in not new, geez. :)Quote:
Originally Posted by freshie247