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    Question Looking for a used bed/matress/boxspring in the front range

    Anyone have a used one that they would be able to part with? Send me a PM and let me know.

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    No PeeEmm unfortunately, but feel free to email me: hauler_us.YAHOO

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    Pinners used matress?

    eeewwwwwwww
    why dont ya just get one from a motel on Colfax

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    Quote Originally Posted by Woodsy
    Pinners used matress?

    eeewwwwwwww
    why dont ya just get one from a motel on Colfax


    ha ha

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    Laugh all you want. Where do think I originally purchased it?

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    What about SuPu's IKEA bed?
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by 72Twenty
    What about SuPu's IKEA bed?
    Ikea Malm bed.
    Slightly used. Assembly needed.


    Heli-coil repair recommended. Miss Punani's used Victoria's Secret thong available for extra (Good for making soup).

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    Welcome back Funken !
    "Do the interns get Glocks ? "

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    As long a you're leaving that skanky POS in the alley, we're cool. Otherwise, no used beds allowed.

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    A fact to help you in your search:

    A mattress typically doubles in weight after 10 years of use.

    Disgusting, when you think about it.

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    Dude, I'm looking at a Denver Mattress ad flyer right now (seriously).

    You can get a 2-piece set Winter Park Firm (heh heh, firm....) in a full for $279 or in a queen for $329.

    The Steamboat Firm 2-piese set is $249 for full and $299 queen.
    "Have fun, get a flyrod, and give the worm dunkers the finger when you start double hauling." ~Lumpy

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    Quote Originally Posted by bircheater
    A fact to help you in your search:

    A mattress typically doubles in weight after 10 years of use.

    Disgusting, when you think about it.
    So is the number of people who touch money and what you do with your hands after you touch money... and what the hooker does after you hand her the money.

    $259 is cheap... we'll see

    Board, Wolf Creek for Halloween?
    Last edited by funkendrenchman; 07-27-2005 at 11:50 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by funkendrenchman

    Board, Wolf Creek for Halloween?

    yes, Let us pray !
    "Do the interns get Glocks ? "

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    Quote Originally Posted by bircheater
    A fact to help you in your search:

    A mattress typically doubles in weight after 10 years of use.
    What does Mrs Roo have in common with a mattress?


    Puts on helmet and dives for cover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    Quote Originally Posted by bircheater
    A fact to help you in your search:

    A mattress typically doubles in weight after 10 years of use.

    What does Mrs Roo have in common with a mattress?
    FSMWPPS

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    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    Talking

    She knows I don't mean it. I mean, she's in pretty good shape considering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bad_roo
    She knows I don't mean it. I mean, she's in pretty good shape considering.
    FSMWPPS

    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    roo-

    a classic line for your daily usage:

    Putting a ring on her finger is like pulling the ripcord on one of those emergency liferafts.
    "It is not the result that counts! It is not the result but the spirit! Not what - but how. Not what has been attained - but at what price.
    - A. Solzhenitsyn

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    I hope you're test driving an RV next. You may need a place to stay.


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    Considering that I'm spiking her tea with Joe Weider Crash Weight Gain.

    Goddamnit - I'm gonna have to bribe Funken with another year's subscription to BlackTail magazine to delete this thread.
    Last edited by bad_roo; 07-28-2005 at 09:57 AM.

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    An old friend asked me if I thought she needed breast enlargements. I took a good look at the specimens on display, considered my response then said, "Yes."
    "But how much do you think they'll cost," she asked, indicating the size of a D cup with her hands.
    "Er, I dunno," I told her, "a couple of thousand I would imagine, perhaps more."
    "Well I can't afford that," she told me, a little dejected. "Can you think of any alternatives?"
    "Well," I replied, " you could try rubbing toilet paper between them, that might help."
    "What do you mean? Rubbing toilet paper? What would that do?"
    "I don't know," I told her,"but it certainly worked wonders on your arse."

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    Used...is that a euphemism for soiled?
    Calmer than you dude

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    Quote Originally Posted by freshie247
    Used...is that a euphemism for soiled?
    As in not new, geez.

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