fam reunion time
stop me before i bitch slap
evil uncle vern
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fam reunion time
stop me before i bitch slap
evil uncle vern
I am still quite drunk
From last night's festivities
This does not bode well.
Boats on lake St. Clair
cause me to drink heavily
weekend will be long
I am cottage bound
Fishing, biking lots of fun
Good weekend to come
Someone is paying
$120 an hour for my
Services. Scary.
Hiking Grand Park Sat
Jaw dropping Mt. Rainier views
Flowers like fireworks
were drinking at work
margaritas very refreshing
drunk by eleven
always been a goal
to spend work day drinking lots
whole office wasted
oh flag unfurled
I toast to america
land of alcohol
oh say can you see
high rocky peaks, higher friends
trashcan M-80
Monster Park awaits.
Not until Sunday for me.
I am so bum-med
I leave work at four
boss let me go hour early
while he golfs all day
his-and-her outfits
matching red-white-blue jumpsuits
old people are freaks
helpin the moms move
moving definitely sucks
i could be in utah
I've said it before
I'll say it again - I need
a sugar daddy
why must clients suck
go away sucky clients
go far, far away
but long weekend good
mountain biking very good
beer and burgers good
July heat tingles skin
Flames subside in summer snow
Mammoth reels me in
To WaterSnowDirt:
I'll be your Huckleberry
since you're desperate.
I'm occupied, though,
for at least several more weeks
and maybe longer
Services in demand,
Sugar daddies don't come cheap
But, for you? We'll talk.
It will cost extra
to make sucky clientele
go "far far away"
going skiing yay
seeing shows at red rocks too
going to be good
bEER, beer, beer-beer
BEER beer beeR
beEr beer BEER bEer
beer
Corn-hole-ee-oh is
nearly a line of Haiku.
He beat me to it.
It's saturday now
I am bumping many threads
for a dumb reason
iceman on the boards
makes a long workday better
mountain summer nice
Should be in Idaho
this fucking test
is ruining my life
Guess I can't bitch
two months isn't long
SA here I come
Drink beer for me
Civil Procedure doesn't make sense
When you are wasted
Tofino? Go now!
Ninja poach a vacant lot
Josie is a peach
Whistler-of-the-sea
I want a point or reef, please
beachbreak everywhere
Whirlwind adventure
roadtrips on a whim are fun
soon I have to work
Sleeping in 'till noon
'Tis good to be on Saltspring
Hanging with the fam
Reunion is good
Skipped out with cousin to ride
Dude is so hard core
7-4 tradition
Girlski’s peeps mob Sun Valley
Sorry you can’t go
Soon no bar review
SA and Tahiti boy
Instead. Play play play!