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Thread: Friday thematic haiku: 4th of July weekend

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    Friday thematic haiku: 4th of July weekend

    fam reunion time
    stop me before i bitch slap
    evil uncle vern
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

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    I am still quite drunk
    From last night's festivities
    This does not bode well.

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    Boats on lake St. Clair
    cause me to drink heavily
    weekend will be long
    Buy nice things here.
    www.motorcityglassworks.com

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    I am cottage bound
    Fishing, biking lots of fun
    Good weekend to come


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    Someone is paying
    $120 an hour for my
    Services. Scary.

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    Hiking Grand Park Sat
    Jaw dropping Mt. Rainier views
    Flowers like fireworks
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

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    were drinking at work
    margaritas very refreshing
    drunk by eleven

    always been a goal
    to spend work day drinking lots
    whole office wasted

    oh flag unfurled
    I toast to america
    land of alcohol

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    fourth-ku

    oh say can you see
    high rocky peaks, higher friends
    trashcan M-80
    to all my friends, it's not the end
    the earth has not swallowed me yet

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    Monster Park awaits.
    Not until Sunday for me.
    I am so bum-med

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    I leave work at four
    boss let me go hour early
    while he golfs all day
    Buy nice things here.
    www.motorcityglassworks.com

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    his-and-her outfits
    matching red-white-blue jumpsuits
    old people are freaks

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    helpin the moms move
    moving definitely sucks
    i could be in utah

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    I've said it before
    I'll say it again - I need
    a sugar daddy

    why must clients suck
    go away sucky clients
    go far, far away

    but long weekend good
    mountain biking very good
    beer and burgers good
    “Within this furnace of fear, my passion for life burns fiercely. I have consumed all evil. I have overcome my doubt. I am the fire.”

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    July heat tingles skin
    Flames subside in summer snow
    Mammoth reels me in

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    Lightbulb

    To WaterSnowDirt:
    I'll be your Huckleberry
    since you're desperate.

    I'm occupied, though,
    for at least several more weeks
    and maybe longer

    Services in demand,
    Sugar daddies don't come cheap
    But, for you? We'll talk.

    It will cost extra
    to make sucky clientele
    go "far far away"
    It's idomatic, beatch.

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    going skiing yay
    seeing shows at red rocks too
    going to be good

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    bEER, beer, beer-beer
    BEER beer beeR
    beEr beer BEER bEer
    beer
    "Can't you see..."

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    Corn-hole-ee-oh is
    nearly a line of Haiku.
    He beat me to it.

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    It's saturday now
    I am bumping many threads
    for a dumb reason

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    iceman on the boards
    makes a long workday better
    mountain summer nice

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    Should be in Idaho
    this fucking test
    is ruining my life

    Guess I can't bitch
    two months isn't long
    SA here I come

    Drink beer for me
    Civil Procedure doesn't make sense
    When you are wasted
    "You look like you just got schnitzled..."

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    Tofino? Go now!
    Ninja poach a vacant lot
    Josie is a peach

    Whistler-of-the-sea
    I want a point or reef, please
    beachbreak everywhere

    Whirlwind adventure
    roadtrips on a whim are fun
    soon I have to work

    Sleeping in 'till noon
    'Tis good to be on Saltspring
    Hanging with the fam
    Last edited by hop; 07-03-2005 at 12:32 AM.
    Putting the "core" in corporate, one turn at a time.

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    Reunion is good
    Skipped out with cousin to ride
    Dude is so hard core

    7-4 tradition
    Girlski’s peeps mob Sun Valley
    Sorry you can’t go

    Soon no bar review
    SA and Tahiti boy
    Instead. Play play play!
    I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.

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