For my purposes, I need funny but not overly crude. But I know which direction this may go.
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For my purposes, I need funny but not overly crude. But I know which direction this may go.
this has a few pgs of good fodder
http://memegenerator.net/Happier-Than-Geico-Guys
A puppy with two peckers. A pig in shit.
A Catholic priest in an orphanage.
^winner
Happier than a maggot in Jackson Hole last weekend?
Cam Newton next Sunday night?
Donald Trumps haters yesterday?
Bobby at Alpental next weekend?
A chubby kid in a candy shop
Pio at an all-you-can-eat buffet?
Happier than a butcher's dog
Two Ogdens?
Than Jerry Sandysky at a youth football game.
a sot in a river o' whiskey
Pio at the drive-thru/rollover window?Quote:
Originally Posted by iceman
Jerod at a high school cheerleading competition.
A junkie in an oxycontin factory.
Barak Obama next January 21
Hugh Conway
happier than timberridge when he leaves the garden state for the green mtn state
Kim kardashian at a spanx sale
I have mixed feelings. Things are not good up there this year.Quote:
Originally Posted by baby bear
On that Discovery channel show Moonshiners the other day one of the rednecks said "ya don't have to drink much of this and it'll make you love your mother in law." Not quite what you were asking for but it made me think of that.
Here's your answer...clean and makes senseQuote:
Originally Posted by KQ
Happier than a Pilot on 4 wheels.
Happier than me after I take my morning dump.
Happier than a camel on hump day.
Or a tornado in a trailer park.
that is not a good happier than metaphor thenQuote:
Originally Posted by Timberridge
strike mine from the record!