So let's hear some thoughts and speculations on LA's upcoming press conference from the Tour of Georgia. I'm hoping for an announcement that he's going to race the Giro before the Tour.
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So let's hear some thoughts and speculations on LA's upcoming press conference from the Tour of Georgia. I'm hoping for an announcement that he's going to race the Giro before the Tour.
I think that the announcement is going to be anti-climatic, most likely that he is retiring after he wins his 7th TdF in July.
He's going to anounce that he knocked-up Cheryl despite having had his boys cut off.
a) he's only had one cut off...but that one doesn't work anyway. Only way to knock Sheryl up is with a popsicle
b) I was talking to a buddy last night about the TdF. We thought it might be kinda cool to see Lance set up Hincapie to win the tour this year. George has put in how many years supporting Lance? Just a thought.
c) maybe he's just holding the press conference to say that he's not using drugs. Haven't seen anything lately saying he was, but it'll be coming soon, so might as well head it off at the pass :rolleyes:
I think he'll announce that he's going into BMX and dirt jumping so he can "take sweet jumps"
Hincapie doesn't have what it takes to win a Grand Tour. His climbing and TTs are not strong enough.Quote:
Originally Posted by SkiingBear
He's going to announce that he's really in love with Baker Boy and leaving Discovery to form a new team of rainbow warriors.
He's going to talk smack about Tanner Hall and Daron Rahlves and challenge them to bike fakie on 800 density ice in spandex shorts.
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Originally Posted by Tap
ding ding ding ding!
he will be in this summers X games.