He's down in the basement playing cards with Osama. I just checked.
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He's down in the basement playing cards with Osama. I just checked.
you best throw a couple frags down there.. we can spare the pope if osama goes too..
EDIT: I'm dumb, but you are truly.. not worth my time. Have a nice day.Quote:
Originally Posted by hucksquaw
yes. yes you are..Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornholio
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CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
POPE: I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:What?
CUSTOMER:Nothing. Here's your ninepence.
POPE:I'm not dead!
CART MASTER:'Ere. He says he's not dead!
CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.
POPE: I'm not!
CART MASTER: He isn't?
CUSTOMER:Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.
POPE: I'm getting better!
CUSTOMER:No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.
CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
POPE: I don't want to go on the cart!
CUSTOMER:Oh, don't be such a baby.
CART MASTER: I can't take him.
POPE:I feel fine!
CUSTOMER:Well, do us a favour.
CART MASTER: I can't.
CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
CUSTOMER:Well, when's your next round?
CART MASTER: Thursday.
POPE: I think I'll go for a walk.
CUSTOMER:You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?
POPE: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]
CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.
CART MASTER:Not at all. See you on Thursday.
CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.
[howl]
[clop clop clop]
Who's that, then?
CART MASTER: I dunno. Must be a king.
CUSTOMER:Why?
CART MASTER: He hasn't got shit all over him.
Dear Hucksquaw,
An ellipsis has three periods. Are you dumb, or too lazy to add another dot?
PS -- You are a douchebag.
dude.. i know what an elipsis is and i wasnt using one. stop being such a punctuation nazi its the internet..Quote:
Originally Posted by wintermittent
PS -- you take shit too serious
Seriously. He takes shit too seriously. It's an adverb, not a noun.Quote:
Originally Posted by hucksquaw
oh right.. thanks for the heads up.. id edit my post but im too lazy..Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornholio
Fact: All religious wars start as punctuation wars on the internet.
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Originally Posted by Cornholio
Heh.............
Didn't stop you on the other post.Quote:
Originally Posted by hucksquaw
Remember? Your high-school logic lecture?
Isn't that supposed to be "It's an adverb, not an adjective"?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornholio
Edit for capitalizing :biggrin:
And you forgot to capitalize the first word of your sentence, punk.Quote:
Originally Posted by runethechamp
I hope the Vatican prints out this thread for the Pope to read before he dies. What a tribute!
I guess so, but we use it as a noun pretty frequently. Hm. I'll go ahead and accept my -10 without contest.Quote:
Originally Posted by runethechamp
Example?Quote:
Originally Posted by Cornholio