Pope is not dead

**grrrr** · 04-01-2005, 01:35 PM

He's down in the basement playing cards with Osama. I just checked.

**hucksquaw** · 04-01-2005, 01:37 PM

you best throw a couple frags down there.. we can spare the pope if osama goes too..

**Cornholio** · 04-01-2005, 01:38 PM

Originally Posted by hucksquaw

you best throw a couple frags down there.. we can spare the pope if osama goes too..

EDIT: I'm dumb, but you are truly.. not worth my time. Have a nice day.

**hucksquaw** · 04-01-2005, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Cornholio

I'm dumb

yes. yes you are..

**Meathelmet** · 04-01-2005, 02:01 PM

CART MASTER:
Ninepence.
POPE: I'm not dead!

CART MASTER:What?

CUSTOMER:Nothing. Here's your ninepence.

POPE:I'm not dead!

CART MASTER:'Ere. He says he's not dead!

CUSTOMER: Yes, he is.

POPE: I'm not!

CART MASTER: He isn't?

CUSTOMER:Well, he will be soon. He's very ill.

POPE: I'm getting better!

CUSTOMER:No, you're not. You'll be stone dead in a moment.

CART MASTER: Oh, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.

POPE: I don't want to go on the cart!

CUSTOMER:Oh, don't be such a baby.

CART MASTER: I can't take him.

POPE:I feel fine!

CUSTOMER:Well, do us a favour.

CART MASTER: I can't.

CUSTOMER: Well, can you hang around a couple of minutes? He won't be long.

CART MASTER: No, I've got to go to the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.

CUSTOMER:Well, when's your next round?

CART MASTER: Thursday.

POPE: I think I'll go for a walk.

CUSTOMER:You're not fooling anyone, you know. Look. Isn't there something you can do?

POPE: [singing]
I feel happy. I feel happy.
[whop]

CUSTOMER: Ah, thanks very much.

CART MASTER:Not at all. See you on Thursday.

CUSTOMER:
Right. All right.
[howl]
[clop clop clop]
Who's that, then?

CART MASTER: I dunno. Must be a king.

CUSTOMER:Why?

CART MASTER: He hasn't got shit all over him.

**wintermittent** · 04-01-2005, 03:19 PM

Dear Hucksquaw,

An ellipsis has three periods. Are you dumb, or too lazy to add another dot?

PS -- You are a douchebag.

**hucksquaw** · 04-01-2005, 03:56 PM

Originally Posted by wintermittent

Dear Hucksquaw,

An ellipsis has three periods. Are you dumb, or too lazy to add another dot?

PS -- You are a douchebag.

dude.. i know what an elipsis is and i wasnt using one. stop being such a punctuation nazi its the internet..

PS -- you take shit too serious

**Cornholio** · 04-01-2005, 04:01 PM

Originally Posted by hucksquaw

PS -- you take shit too serious

Seriously. He takes shit too seriously. It's an adverb, not a noun.

**hucksquaw** · 04-01-2005, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by Cornholio

Seriously. He takes shit too seriously. It's an adverb, not a noun.

oh right.. thanks for the heads up.. id edit my post but im too lazy..

**doofdoof** · 04-01-2005, 04:05 PM

Fact: All religious wars start as punctuation wars on the internet.

**Buzzworthy** · 04-01-2005, 04:08 PM

Originally Posted by Cornholio

Seriously. He takes shit too seriously. It's an adverb, not a noun.

Heh.............

**optics** · 04-01-2005, 04:15 PM

Originally Posted by hucksquaw

oh right.. thanks for the heads up.. id edit my post but im too lazy..

Didn't stop you on the other post.

Remember? Your high-school logic lecture?

**runethechamp** · 04-01-2005, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by Cornholio

Seriously. He takes shit too seriously. It's an adverb, not a noun.

Isn't that supposed to be "It's an adverb, not an adjective"?

Edit for capitalizing

**Schmear** · 04-01-2005, 04:33 PM

Originally Posted by runethechamp

isn't that supposed to be "It's an adverb, not an adjective"?

And you forgot to capitalize the first word of your sentence, punk.

I hope the Vatican prints out this thread for the Pope to read before he dies. What a tribute!